Running in ONE DIRECTION...From Zombies!?

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I know I have not updated in forever- but remember I love you guys. Okay?

Now you all can read the last chapter of this weird book. Enjoy.

“On the day I was born!”

“DA NANANANA”

“Nurses all gathered ‘round!”

“DA NANANANA”

“And they gazed in wide wonder!”

“DA NANANANA”

“At the joy they had found!”

“DA NANANANA”

“The head nurse spoke up!”

“DA NANANANA”

“SAID ‘LEAVE THIS ONE ALONE’”

“DA NANANANA”

“SHE COULD TELL BY THE WAY THAT I WAS-“

“Oh my god if you guys don’t shut up I cannot concentrate!” Paul yells as he swerves left to doge the car in the middle of the road, “Working a damn limo is difficult, let alone trying to dodge all the crap in the street!”

“But Paauullll,” whines Lou, “we’re-“ he looks at me and winks

“BAD TO THE BONE!” we both yell as we break out into air guitar solos in the back of the limo--hey we’re traveling like rock stars—why not act like it?

“I thought no one could ever be as bad as Lou- but I think I just found his twin..” Paul mutters as he peers in the rearview mirror.

“Oh em gee that is the best thing anyone has ever said to me!” I gush as I throw myself at Lou, “We are the sassy Tomlinson twins separated at birth!”

Lou winks at me and yells out, “TWINNING!”

Suddenly an arm was around my waste and yanked me away from Lou.

“Waa! Harry? Water you doing?” I ask as he practically smushes me to his side- I shall not complain though.

“N-nothing. I just erm, it isn’t safe for you to go all over the place while Paul is driving…yeah that’s it! It isn’t safe.”

I peer up at him and he blushes and looks away, “Why are you looking at me like that?”

I smile to myself and snuggle closer to him, “No reason.”

I guess me and Harry forgot there were 7 other people in the limo with us and they were all staring at me and Harry with knowing glances.

I look at Kim and she is wiggling her eyebrows at me while Niall is winking at me.

They obviously are unicorn turds. Trying to make me make a move of Harry…

Please-

“So are you going to make a move or not. Because I’m tired of waiting.” Says Lou out of nowhere.

I just gape at him and Harry’s face turns cherry as his hand tightens around me.

“W-what do you mean Lou?” Asks Harry as looks everywhere but me.

“Don’t play git with me Harold! We all know you want to tap that like the water that flows out of the faucet.”

“I do not!” Retorts Harry as he glares at Lou

“What!” I yell as I face him, “Why don’t you want to tap me Harry? Am I not tap-able?”

He opens and closes his mouth like a fish; nothing was really coming out- well besides his breath. I continue to yell at him: