The Hound, the Imp and the Cripple // Tyrion Lannister

Dying in here!

'Im dying in here' tyrion whined and kitty looked up as he paced. 'Im dying kitty is dying come vary we need the sunlight and to stretch our legs.'

'You are the most-'

'Recognizable man in westeros i know' tyrion muttered

'I was going to say you are the most stubborn man ive ever met but that too.' Varys told him and kitty withheld a laugh.

'See we have been trapped for too long now my sweet kitty even thinks you are funny now. He is not,' Tyrion clarified 'you are just lacking real human contact.' Tyrion informed her pecking her cheek. Kitty wrapped her arms around him keeping him too her and he leaned back into her closing his eyes.

'Who knew you had the magic tyrion shut off switch?' Varys said peering out the only window. Tyrion opened his eyes and glared at varys but kitty kept a hold on him. 'I suppose a quick walk wouldn't hurt...' vary said skeptically.

'yes! Tyrion cheered. 'right katarina?' she only nodded. They should have stayed in their box.

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'Gods we cant catch a break!' kitty yelled into the void of never ending desert. Captured by this man, this awful man, hands bound and walking forever aimlessly. 'You suck you know that!' Kitty snapped and tyrion looked up at her smiling. 'You really really suck.' She stopped walking and sat down.

'What are you doing?' Mormont asked when tyrion sat as well.

'Im taking a fucking break!' Kitty spat. 'I have one leg okay? so fuck off if i need to stop!' She let out a huff and lay back into the sand

'Where are taking us anyways?' Tyrion asked

'To see the queen'

'The queen is in westeros. Its going to take literally forever to walk there. It might be impossible i think its actually impossible to walk to westeros from here.' kitty said still laying down.

'Not that queen the real queen'

'The psycho queen' kitty corrected. She had heard stories of the mad king and this new woman was no different. She control dragons and dragons were not to be controlled, she would get herself killed before she became a queen anyone looked up to.

'She is not-'

'She was the mad kings daughter isolated and told she should rule. Shes demented or psycho if she thinks anyone is gonna listen to a ghost story.' Kitty spat. Tyrion loved her attitude it was like she finally snapped and couldnt take it anymore. Mormont was the last fucking straw.

'We were headed to her. Comfortably might i add' tyrion said pulling at his restraints.' You hoping for a reward for my head?'

'He likes her' kitty said sitting up.

'What? get up. We need to keep moving.' Mormont said pulling them up.

'He really likes her but he did something...' kitty said as mormont hauled her up she flew to her feet the girl light as a feather.

'Start moving' he grumbled.

'He fucked up and he thinks bring her you and now me is gonna win her over... im right arnt i?' He scoffed at her. 'We are so fucked tyrion'.

'Say fuck again that was extremely sexy my dear.' Kitty looked down at tyrion he was serious she couldnt contain her laughter at that. 'What? Something i said?' He laughed along with her.

'You two are gonna be the fucking death of me.' Mormont said pulling them along.