A search for a true friend.

magic salad

Well it may have been a natural paradise but it still wasn't my kind of paradise. i had to get out, thankfully there was a large red button sticking out of the tree about 4 feet away from me.

No wonder these things have such a low catch rate.

I limped over pushed it and was released from the ball

When I return to the real world I saw Twilight getting onto Pinkie about capturing me

" Hey ladies you can quit arguing I got out" i shouted

They bolth froze,turning towards me, immediately they panicked at the sight of me, all bloody and bruised. "What? I'm good." I said blood leaking from the corner of my mouth. Pinkie passed me another potion wich i drank greedily. "So how do i become a pony again?" "I don't know,pinkie? " twilight said as she turned her head.

Pinkie quickly put away the pokeballs she had been looking at as if to decide wich one she should try on me next. "I don't know silly filly, I've never heard of a pokemon's illusion taking a full on phisical state, they usually go poof when you touch them."

"So does that mean that there is magic involved in this? " i ask twilight "possibly" she replies in kind "let's go back to the library"
"Ill be there in a bit i don't want to teleport as i do need ny exersise" i tell her

"I'll trot with you " pinkie offers

"This will be fun" i tell her. Twilight goes ahead and teleports home as we start to trot. I smell something sweet and my stomach growls. "Hey pinkie?"
"Whats up frank?"

"I have a few questions for you,oh and call me psycheshy"
"Whaddayawannaknow?"she asks me.
"Well for one im a bit peckish so what do kirlias eat?"
"Fruit and berries" she replies as if i had asked the most basic and stupid question possible.
"Ok and berries grow in the everfree right?"
"Yeah,hold on your not thinking about...." she starts with a rather concerned look on her face
"Wait here, I'll be right back"i interrupt as i run into the forest in search of some food. Almost as soon as i enter the forest i spot some berries and walk twords them. Poison joke is growing all around the bush on wich my prize grows. So i walk through it figuring im not a pony so nothing too bad could happen, right? Aftet i get my fill of berries i get curious so i pick a poison joke leaf and give it a nibble"oooooh, surprisingly tasty" i mutter aloud then i look up and see that its starting to get dark so i pick a bumch more of the poison joke and head back to pinkie.

Giving me a funny look she asked me "you do know what that is right"
"Yep, tastes great" i say shoving several leaves into my mouth at once.
"So you do know that it makes wierd stuff happen to you right"
"Im not a pony, im a pokemon besides what's the worst that could happen"
So we start walking again. once we got into town everypony was giving me funny looks and i found myself wishing more than anything that i could blend in with everypony else so that they would stop staring. Suddenly i felt a sharp pain behind my eyes and the world spun briefly. When it stopped i was laying in the street, face in the dirt, hooves streached out in front of me. Wait, hooves? So i wasn't using any sort of pokemon move, ay least not conciously.
"Hey Psycheshy are you ok, you tripped so hard you grew wings, no wait, you're a pegasus again, how did you do that?" Pinkie said all at once.
" ummm, i don't quite know, one minute i was walking and wishing for nothing more than to blend in and after feeling like my eyes where going to be ripped out of thier sockets for a second then poof and i was a pegasus again." I explained to her.
She took in the knowlage quietly without any further questions. While she pondered on the information that i had given her i tried to get up, over, and over, each time with the same resault, a mouth full of dirt. "Hey pinkie?" I asked, sounding as pathetic and helpless as i felt.
"Wassup?" She asked me as though she had just noticed that i had yet to get up.
"Um, how do i walk as a pony?"
"HA, oh yeah, its like bear crawls in your world"
"Oh.... so i have to get up like this... then this... and ok we have achived basic motor skills" i narrated as i got up and started to trot along side my friend pinkie.