A search for a true friend.

taking control

Twilight pov

I could see him blushing as he tried to explain how he was straight, yet uninterested in females.

".I mean I like females just not mares" he defended

"so dragons?" Asked fluttershy, blushing herself.

"NO, NO DRAGONS, EARTH MARES, PEGASI,UNICORNS, MANTICORES, BREESIES, TIMBERWOLVES, OR ANIMALS OF ANY SORT,NONE OF THAT" he screamed, then his eyes shifted ,reversing color as they had before

" whoa,whoa,whoa, I'm game for whatever I can get, you don't control me" shouted Maria

" the hell you will, Twilight if you ever catch me doing anything like that I beg you to just castrate and then kill me" Frank said aloud as Maria tried to stop him slurring his speech slightly.

Kinda graphic I thought

"Actually pass me my pants" he requested

"your wha' now" AJ asked him

"my pants, you know, the things people where on earth.

" I got it" I volunteer levitating them to him

As they reached him he reached up with a forehoof and started to dig in one of the pockets. just to pull it back out as realized he couldn't grab anything. So grabbing and holding them between his hooves he attempted to reach in with his snout, again no avail. At this point he was getting quite frustrated with his inabilityto do whatever it was he was trying to do.

"Um, twi, I hate to ask, but can you pull the wallet out of my pocket here so we can clear this whole 'what I'm into thing' up." he said the embarrassment evident on his face.

"sure" I said again helping him out even though I was unsure of what he could possibly be doing.

" now if you could do me a kindness and take this picture and pass it around, show these ladies what form of females I like. It's me and my ex Gf" he said

" which one are you dear"? Rarity asks

" I'm towards the left" he told her

" ha, he doesn't look much different from his lady friend" pinky giggles

"yes laugh it up I've always been a little feminine anyways, I was born a human am attracted to to humans, physically at least." he retorted

"whaddaya mean 'physically at least'" Applejack asked

" I mean there are three ponies that had a crush on at one point or another" he answered her

" well don' get your hopes up, not after that comment anyways" she told him.

" well I hate to say an Applejack but you remind me too much my younger sister and I'm not from Alabama" he said with a smile

"what is that supposed to mean" asks rarity.

" Ooh, I know this one, it means he won't screw you because your like his sister and ohmygosh that would be weird" pinky the informed the others.

" Pinkie Pie!!!" her friends all gasped simultaneously

" no she's right although how she's right I'm not quite sure" Frank stated with a confused look on his face"

" I get around" she said with a cheery giggle

" so like I said I'm physically attracted to humans,I cannot see me being with any other being, no offense intended, and I'm not telling who I had a crush on so don't ask." He finalized