A search for a true friend.

out at night

She came back and placed the drinks on a table that i happened to be between my chair and the one she was now sitting in.

Hey psyche how are you going to pick up that drink? Maria asked me
Remember that old party trick? I replied.
Yes, but this is in a crystal wine glass and you have rather hard hooves.
I guess I'll have to wing it
You can't control your wings yet
I can a little i defended
Proove it.
Ok "excuse me Rarity but might i borrow a scarf"
"How do you know my name?" She asks clearly unsettled.
Too easy I thought as I came up with a quick explanation
"I mean you did make these lovely dresses right?" I asked her
"Well yes, but how do you know me?" She insisted with a determined expression.
"You made my friend's wedding dress" i lied easily
"Oh, ok" she said obviously trying to remember my 'friend'
"So can i please borrow a scarf?" I asked again.
"Sure but why do you need a scarf and what kind do you need?" She asked me.
"Umm... i'd say wool if you have it, you'll see why i need it."
"Here you are." She levitated a heavy wool scarf to me.
With a lot of strain and effort i managed to place the wine glass on top of the edge of the scarf and tie the other end around my hoof. All the while Rarity was giving me looks as though i was crazy.
Ok now for the hard part, i must think sexy thoughts
I got this one psyche
No not wierd thoughts, sexy thoughts, i need a boner for this trick to work.
Well for one i seriously doubt Rarity wants to see that and for two you are a GIRL now.
You'll see, just watch.
No I'll give you sexy thoughts in 3.
2.
When she gets to two i realize that if i don't trust her my trick may be ruined so i go ahead and whip the scarf, sending a bump straight towards the wine glass sending it flying past me to my right.
1.
As soon as she got to one a past experiance of being with my ex girlfriend flooded my mind. And instantly had the desired effect.
*fwooosh*
My wings had popped open
Oh i see where this is going but you do know that if you miss you'll probably ruin one of those dresses
I got this
the wine glass bounced off of my erect right wing and flipped upside down as it went over my head.
Somethings wrong i thought as it came down towards my mouth wait not mouth, snout. Aww, no fuzaken na.
It landed just as it should have around my mouth and running down my face although most of it went in my mouth at once causing an instant brain freeze and i started to scream from within the glass. I drop to the ground whining like a little girl. I bring my hooves up to hold my head, forgeting that i had hooves. Instantly i feel more pain as i hit myself in the face with my rock hard hoof. At this point i try to curl up into a fetal position only to be stopped by my large erect wings. As the pain eased i started to try to get up and i could hear rarity laughing. It was a ladylike laugh but it was at my expence.
"Would you like some help darling" she asked.
"I can handle this my self" i told her.
As i continue to try to get up i realize that i had somehow managed to roll over on my back during my episode. So i could just roll back over right? Wrong my still erect wings had trapped me as they where so stiff i could not bend them. So after bucking at the air for about five maybe six minutes i ask rarity if she would help me. She laughs some more as she levitates me back upright. She had finished her drink while watching me.
So how long do you think this craps gonna last
I would say that it'll last about as long as a boner does when your a guy i don't know. But i cannot believe that you didn't see the brain freeze coming.
Did you?
Kinda she said slyly
And you didn't warn me?
Well i wasn't a hundred percent sure, besides the pain is your plesure.
What? your an ass.
"So, that was interresting" rarity tells me with yet another chuckle.
"Glad you enjoied the show" i replied trying to be a good sport about it.
"Care for another" she asked me
"Yes please, however um... you see, im a pegasus and therefore i have difficulties trying to pick up wine glasses, might i burden you to allow me to use a... what do you call it? I seem to have lost the word. The cups with the....."
Wait. The hell am i supposed to call a handle in this world?
"Ah yes, a mug please?" I finished
Rarity gave me a funny look and said sure
Why does my butt feel wet? My face started to burn. Oh no please tell me i didn't pee myself on rarity's carpet.
My still erect wings made it difficult to turn around without nocking anything over, but i managed.
No wet spot on the carpet. I went to scratch the backside of my hindleg when i put my hoof in something slick and wet. So am i like, currently peeing myself or what? I ask in my head.
Cum on, psyche, are you really this stupid? Maria asked me. What are you?
I'm a pegasus.
I could see her mentaly facepalm as she asked me the question, more spacifically?
A pegasus mare? I reply unsure as to what she is getting at.
And you're horny right?
Kinda
Yes you see when a female gets horny she starts to...
Ok, ok, i get it. I interrupted her.
Well I'm definately not gonna be rude enough to sit on rarity's furnature with this kind of leak.
So how do you think you're going to explain your refusal to sit.
I don't quite know yet.
A few minutes later she was back with more drinks.
" why are you still standing?" She asked me
Really the first damn thing she asks ok ummmmm. Shit drawing a blank here come on. Uhhhhhh son of a bitch craaaaaap.
Hey psyche just tell her you had a cramp.
Duuuuuh thanks maria.
"I was just having a cramp" i lied. I raised the leg with the ick on it up like i was streaching it. I was actually very uncomfortable with lying to rarity, you would never know it to look at me, but she had at one point been one of my pony crushes. In fact that had been the cace up until she said what she did at twilights house. It wasn't that she had upset me that made me lose intrest in her as a lady, no thats just childish. It was more of a mental barrier about her having so much power over me emotionally to the point of making me cry, wich, nobody had managed for years, she could actually get to me on an emotional leval and it scared the shit out of me. But hey, if you can do it why not, right?
" so before i came here i heard some ponies talking, not unusual persay, however i heard a mare and a stalion talking back and forth but when i got close enough to see them there was only a stallion. Do you know anything about it?"
Rarity gaged and coughed on her drink.
"White pegasus stallion green and pink main?" She asked obviously worried
"Yes how did you know?" I feined curiosity.
"He is an old friend from manehatten, what you heard was probably just a practice run of his next performance" she was lying but she was comfortable enough with what she said that it came across with the appearance of honesty. I might of even believed her if i wasn't actually the person i was describing to her. Lets see if i can find cracks in her story.
"So what exactly is it that he does?" I asked her innocently.
"He is some sort of stand up comidian, storyteller combination"
Oh she is good. But how good?
"What kind of stories does he tell?"
"You know how wierd things happen and they turn out to be funny when you tell ponies about them or share your experiance with others?"
"Yes"
"Well lets just say he has a lot of them"
Ok can't break her story this way lets try another aproach.
"So that doesn't explain the mare's voice though"
There it was, the falter, if i hadnt been looking for it i may have missed it but she paused for just a half of a second too long.
"The mare wasn't real it was just a falsetto that he uses in his story telling." She replied calmly.
"Oh, i was just thinking that Maria was a bit strange for a name."
And then the full result arives she goes wide eyed and chokes on the drink she had just taken.
"Maria"she asked me
"Yes, is something wrong?" I ask her.
"No, i just cannot believe that he went with my suggestion"
Man she recovers her composure quickly. Im gonna stop this now as i can't have her out trying to find me later.
Why im kind of having fun watching you
I have to stop this bullying situation so as to win over rarity's favor
Ahhh i get it you're going to infultrate thier group as this new pony who isn't a total perve
Kinda, twilight knows about me so i can't quite infultrate the group however im sure that i can get her to go along with me for a bit.
Like the pony money? She asked confused.
No a bit as in a little while. Why do you automaticaly assume bribary?
What makes you think twilight can kerp your secret when she could barely keep a secret for her friends she had actually known for a while?
Good question but come on look at my ass, manipulation is my gift.
If you say so.
"So, about these fillies that have been causing Sweetie Belle such heartache where might i find them?" I ask Rarity acting as if i actually cared about her sister.
"I am unsure or i would have talked to them about it however sweetie refuses to tell me where i can find them. She insists that nothing i do can make it any better, only worse."
"Oh I'm going to talk to them for you. As you saw earlier i have a gift for hypnosis and i intend to use it in order to stop them i shall simply convince them that they no longer want to laugh at,or make fun of her because the more they do the more that her own cutie mark will start to fade into oblivion and render them each blank flanks forever."
"Thats a bit dark." Rarity stated as she took another drink.
" i hate bullies and anypony that takes what they want by force" i told her the hate apperant in my voice
I followed suit and continued to talk.
About an hour later we broke conversation when rarity said that her and her friends had a long day ahead of them and she needed to get in bed. So i left taking the scarf that rarity had insisted i "absolutly must at least borrow for the night, for otherwise you might freeze"
After i got out of sight i started to turn back into a kirlia, it was a little more difficult with having drank recently and having a light buzz. However i was used to this feeling so i was able to prevail. Once i was a kirlia again i obviously no longer had a coat of fur to keep me warm but i did have my hoodie stashed in this bush.....
"Whure'd mah shit gow?" i screamed my long surpressed texan accent escaping like it usually did when i was intoxicated and pissed at the same time. I don't know why or how i managed to keep said accent as i hadn't been in texas since i was ten years old but it came back any time i was drinking, but was uncontrolable when i was even slightly agitated. Seariously one beer and a lost set of keys and i started to speak with a thicker accent than aj ever even thought of.
I love it when you do that.
"Win ah doo whut?" I asked her continuing to speak with the ridiculous accent.
That accent you do when you drink and get upset.
"Oh so ahm talkin like that ugin?"i asked actually hearing it this time.
Ok deep breaths i told myself
"Okay am i speaking correctly now?" I asked her.
Yeah i guess. I could hear the disappointment with in her voice
Ok i thought i have to find my coat.
I reach out with my mind looking for one that still awake I find none, i do gleen a familiar song from one however, so i go that direction. As i get closer I start to actually hear said song off in the distance.
"Thought you'd steal from me? Ha!" I say quietly to myself as i run almost silently towards the sound.
I come to the point in wich the only thing between me and my phone is one small building. After checking for any overhead tree branches i envelop myself in a field of psychic energy and jump. Of course i manage to flub it up like i always by overshooting it compleatly. So i land on the other side of said building instead of on top of it. When i land i find myself face to face with the harp pony, lyra.i stand there frozen.
Why did i not realize that the only pony who would find my belongings even remotely valeuable would have to be the human crazed lyra? I ask myself
Because you are a dumb ass. Maria tells me
RHETORICAL QUESTION! I think shout at her.
"Wow sure didn't take you verry long to find me, so i take it your trainer is a human and sent you to retrieve thier belongings?" She asked me.
"Not quite, now can i have my phone back that's my mother calling." I reply gathering my witts and preparing to fight if needs be.
"Wait a minute, you belong to that new stallion in town don't you?" She asked trying to figure out who i was and who my "human master" was.
She's not quite getting it is she? Maria asked me.
No
"Lyra, I'm sorry but i cannot ignore my mother" i tell her as i grab at my phone, wich had been floating in the air between us due to her levitation magic.
As i reach for it she pulls her prize back out of my reach. So i reply in kind, though i do not have the ability to use magic i do have my telekinesis. As i envelop it in my psychic grasp i can feel the power of her magic in my mind. We where about even strenth wise.
At this point i was starting to get rather upset and maria started to notice this. Amidst my pink psychic energy i start to notice tendrils of blood red energy forming and i feel a surge of power starting to channel through the wierd disklike horns coming from under my hair.
That isn't me doing that what's going on here. Lyra's magic isn't this color either. Then it hits me. Maria what the hell do you think you are doing.
Settleing this for you.
Instantly all of the tiny little red tendril looking things weave themselves together. And strike at lyra with lightning like speed withdrawing almost as fast as it struck. Lyra froze, eyes wide her magic canceled instantly.
Ok now get your crap and go. Maria tells me stearnly.
I can't do that. What did you do to her?
I simply overloded her with information, she'll be fine.
I have to make sure.
"Dammit maria, i could have handled it myself" i cursed aloud as i picked up my hoodie dress thingie and put it on shivering in the cold. My phone had finally stopped ringing. So i figured i could wait to return the call. I put the phone in my pocket and bent over to pick up lyra's limp form. As i move her hooves into a position in wich i can pick her up i hear a loud voice scream "no kitty this is my pot pie"
I hate text messages i think as i pull my phone out of my pocket my mind still blown by the fact that i have cell reception in eqiestria.
LMFAO can't believe you told scott he was a twatdragon but come on where are you realy at dude?