Briiinggg brinng
I extend my weak tired arm out to the company phone. 420th call today, yayyY(+∆+)
"Hello, this is ___ speaking, you've reached the Jack in the box, customer service line, how may we help you?"
The person on the other end takes a deep breath before bursting my ear drums with the words, "YALLS ESTABLISHMENT IS BROILLING WITH WIPENSNAPPEN' WIPER SNAPPERS"
"...I don't quite understand ma'am. Could you perhaps rephrase your previous statement?" I answered as politely as I could muster.
"I ORDERED SOME CURLY FRIES,....." the woman paused momentarily "...AND THERE WAS A REGULAR SHRIVELDED UP UNAMUSING NOOORRRMAL FRY ON THERE" She exclaimed.
...I took a moment to think about what to respond. The lady on the other end had enough of my 0.73938 second pause and "ejaculated"(as J.K. Rowling would write), a 294htz screech from the other end, which effectively exploded the phone....
I don't get paid enough for this..
All I do is my designated job, and some lady calls the line and then a phone starts burning!
...
wait the phones burning
Quite effectively, the phone bits that still remained were scattered all across the office; leaving small growing fires along the way. Panic soared through my being as I attempted to put the firez out. Nothing seemed to work; beating it, blowing on it(which just made it bigger! Science!), not even the jacket you decided to put over it as to stop it!......jacket......I wasn't wearing a jacket today..was it my noisy coworker Kyle? nono he's not even allowed into my boss Jack's office..
wait
shi-
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I
RI S E
F R O M
T H E
D E A D
..........
im sorry y'all 💀
uh
im bak :D
.........
woooo
x.x
YOU ARE READING
JackInTheBox X Reader
RomanceWork. Something that pays the bills. Clock in, clock out. Until your boss seems to be paying...special attention you. The meaning of "work" changes completely. Lets just say a box wasn't the only thing Jack was in ;)))))
