Everything is not always as it seems

My brother's first kiss went a little like this

Everyone was all gathered around at a table in our sub shop, the 5 of us were working, IDK where Alex was, Max was making something very odd, some kind of odd sandwich. So, my brother, my oldest one is dating this girl Miranda, and I think we could actually be good friends, but I wouldn't want to have cramped his style, I already do that to my own friends. Alex is supposed to be working too, I was glad that she was. I really like Miranda, mostly because we both have the same kind of style (outfit 41)  Meanwhile someone in the shop liked Max's sandwich that he was calling "To the Max." And Miranda walked in to the shop.

She like everyone else loves the shop, but is wondering if we'd ever consider painting the walls black, and blackening out the windows. But well that's Miranda for ya. Hey Harper. Hey, Farrah. I see your brother is handing out with that goth girl again today. What do you expect cuz, she's his girlfriend? My friend Justin asked her. Harper just rolled eyes, she wasn't thrilled that they were together, because she's apparently got a big crush on him. Max, come on let's go, you're gonna be late for school. You don't have to do that Jack.

Sure I do, I love little kids, its part of my job. What job? You're not a babysitter. He rolls his eyes ruffling my hair. See ya later. Dad is walking around the shop, when the guy that Max gave the sandwich to, tells him very exciting news, and then he calls my mother over. Mom tries to say that whatever he wants isn't a good idea, but dad cuts her off and says it wouldn't a bad idea, and that they'll be in touch, and tells her that they'll just have Max make another one of his crazy sandwich's when he gets back.

OMG! I know right? Your parts are so cool Harper says. While Alex and I look at each other thinking something completely different, and the girls head on their way to school. I'm not enrolled yet, or my friends, but I'm also not sure that I want to be, I'm barely educated as it is, I never got to learn much of anything when I was prisoner in my own "home." And the only mortals I've really ever been around aside from my mom and Harper is Miranda, and the rest of Justin's friends.

After school, they pull Max into the kitchen to have him try to make his sandwich that the New York Mets were coming on Sunday, and Max had no idea how to make his sandwich that he just kind of threw some stuff together. They decided that that's what they were gonna do and keep trying until Max got back to his "To the Max." Sandwich. When my brother and Miranda come back from their date, Harper still can't believe that they're together when she thinks our Justin is so full of life and that Miranda is so full of as she put it Halloween. (These episodes are switched, in the episode of the talking zit they're not together yet, but this one aired first, so its a production error)

When Miranda leaves, they shake hands instead of kissing and Alex and I wonder why. He says its not her business. Look, you know about lots of things that people don't care about, Alex tells him. Alex? I nudge her. She brushes me off. But I know a lot about relationships, I know how girls think, and Miranda wants you to kiss her. If you don't she'll think you're not really into her. Look maybe I don't want to kiss her. Alex teases she'll be spreading that rumor around school. Alex?! She rolls her eyes.

Look big brother, what's the problem? Farrah, *sigh* ok look, both of you listen, this gonna be hard to believe, but maybe I've never kissed a girl. Really, I think it's hard to believe that you think we find that hard to believe. Alex don't be rude he's opening up to us. What's the matter Justin? I thought if I picked a girl I didn't like that when I went to kiss her I wouldn't be so scared, but now that I like her I'm scared again. Justin you don't have to be so worried about this, lots of people go a while before having their first kiss, I still haven't had mine. Yeah, but your 14, you shouldn't be kissing people anyways yet.

Ok here's what we're going to do, first take out $5. Why? I need $5, second when you walk her to school take her past the abandoned haunted house. Right she'll think I'm brave. No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, that's when you plant one her. Ok, that's a great idea. Hey got 5 more ones? Thanks my 5 was getting lonely. Soon its the next day, we all sit around the giant crystal ball, all of us, Justin, Alex, Max, other Justin, Jack, dad and myself (outfit 42) We were trying to figure out if we could see someone eating Max's sandwich so that they would know how to make it again, until the crystal ball breaks.

It's ok, here. Justin, my Justin, say this.... Mcreary-timereary. Why? Just do it. Hey we just traveled through time! That's cool, we should give that a try. No, no, no this spell is for emergencies only it lets a wizard go back in time to fix a dire mistake and you're not ready for it. Now no questions. So like a do over spell? Yes but no more questions. Do people remember there's been a do over spell? No mortals just have it as daja voo. Stop asking questions! So that's where daja voo comes from. No more questions! That wasn't a question. I've got a question, Max asks. What's daja voo?

Great question Max, we're glad you asked, Alex says taking my hand as we stand up. She nudges me. We'll show you. Hey dad can I have $5. Why? Because I need $5 I tell him. He gives it to me. I hand the money to Alex. Daja Voo ha brother Justin. Alex tells him as we walk out of the lair. The next day at school she asks our Justin how his big kiss with Miranda went, he said it didn't happen, that she didn't want to go to the scary house that she wanted to go down a dark ally instead. But a dark ally is even better than a scary house what's the matter with you? Alex asks him. You guys said scary house, my mind was on a scary house.

Why didn't you take my advice, everyone takes my advice. Ok, ok so I panicked. Panicked?! Well you better hurry up and kiss her, or someone else is gonna go after her, and as if to prove it, she pulls Matt over, some random guy that also thinks Miranda is pretty and doesn't know she's dating Justin. Because they haven't kissed no one really knows they're going out and when Miranda walks around the corner he goes after her, and she says that she was right about Miranda wanting him to kiss her, and that Matt thought she was pretty, and that she was gonna fix her mess.

He says were right and goes to do a training montage, and soon, Max has his sandwich and Justin is ready for his kiss with Miranda, Justin goes to the movies and Alex and I (outfit 45) were there making sure that this time he was gonna kiss her, when he wonders what we're doing here, Alex confesses that's why she's here and that I say I was pulled along. And soon they're trying to kiss and Alex is convincing him to do the redo spell, and we do it for him, but unfortunately it didn't just make things go back for us it was also ruining the rest of out family's night with Max's sandwich, and soon there is no sandwich and everyone's wondering why this is happening.

Soon we've done the spell 17 times and dad came to get us. Wondering why we've been doing it that many times if at all Justin confesses he's been trying to have his first kiss with Miranda but he's been too nervous to do it right and after the 18th time he gets it right and we go home. Dad tells mom Justin had his first kiss tonight, and Max and mom wonder why the sandwich thing didn't go well. Oh well looks like we'll never know. Mom gets all excited about his first kiss, and he turns to us and asks Alex what hers was like.

I know Farrah said she's never hand hers, but what about you Alex, what was your first kiss like? Oh you know just like everyone else's. Mom is upset that she seems to have missed or not known about her first kiss and wants to know all the details. Dad however wants her to stay his little girl and doesn't want to hear any of it. But then Justin figures out she's lying, and that he can't wait to tell the whole school, but then no one will care and it won't matter anyways. So, :P and he was so looking forward to having something to hold over her, and no he's got nothing. Boo hoo so sad, oh well that is life.