Kidnapped. (1D Fanfic) EDITING!

Chapter 1

This story is getting edited, so I suggest you not to read any further. It's very carroty. DON'T READ! :L
I want you all to know that this was my first story ever on wattpad, and that this is meant to not make any sense at all. It's called fiction, ladies and gentlemen. If this happened in real life, it would be a horrible thing. This story is supposed to make you laugh and wonder why the hell there is a psychopath writing stories on wattpad. ;)

It all started with two siblings, sisters to be more specific. Both seventeen and nineteen year girls, living in a small house in London.

Being crazy was a part of who they were. And one thing you learn from this story, is that being creative and absurd doesn't hurt one bit. It actually makes everything alot funnier.

"Keep it coming, Dylan O'Brian." I muttered under my breath and smirked. "You beautiful, hot thing."

You could practically guess what I was doing, right? Yep. Watching Teen Wolf—with my sister Alison, who wasn't looking very happy with the way I was acting. Well, who cares.

"Anna Lee, please."

A pillow was thrown at my face and I let out a disapproving noise into the back of my throat. "Stop hitting my face." I complained, still focused onto the screen. "Dude, 'm tryin' to watch something here!"

"Fine, ass." She grumbled in response and rolled her eyes as she got out of the sofa, strolling over to the kitchen. "I'll get the sweets." She yelled out of the distance.

I sighed and relaxed back into my seat as my lips were kept into a thin line.

I had been living with my sister since I was eleven, without my parents. Of course, our aunt and uncle cared for us until one of them passed away, and auntie Maria received an illness.

She couldn't care for us any longer, was send to the Hospital in order to rest, and so me and Alison stayed together, paid the electricity, went shopping for supplies, clothes, food, and alot more. I am the older sister, crazy as heck—but, y'know...if you're not, then what's the point of life?

There's alot of things you could tell about us two. That we're practically unhuman, do the weirdest shit ever, scare old ladies in the town like a couple of idiots and so many other things. But first of all, 'm not even ashamed of myself. The whole McKenzo family is born to be annoying bitches. And if you can't afford their presence, well then get out of my personal space before I flip my shit and throw my laptop at your face.

"Anna, I think we're out of Cookies and Popcorn. The coke is nowhere to be seen, too." Alison stated, half-bewildered as she entered the living room again. "Just implying that we might've...uh, eaten it all yesterday whilst watching Harry Potter?"

I sighed, infuriated. "Jesus Christ. Why didn't you check that earlier? I need my food."

"I stayed the whole damn day with you, Anna Lee. You wanted me to teach you how to cook a wrap, so I did that!" She rolled her eyes and mumbled something under her breath. So what, Wraps became my new favourite food since yesterday. Problems?

"Piss off. I need my winter sleep." I crawled off of the sofa like a Ninja and rolled myself onto the ground as Alison stared and blinked at me. "Double O seven right here." I said, pulled myself back up and hissed at her like a cat "Watch yo' back for clowns."

She send me a sinister glare, "Shut up. I already told you to stop with that."

"But it's funny!" I whailed and giggled stupidly.

"My phobia of Clowns are not funny. Alot of people share the same phobia as me, and you do too. But simply with different things." She told me before turning off the TV and putting the pillows back onto it's place. "Now let's head upstairs, I need me some sleep."