"My name is Holly.''
"Nice to meet you Holly Polly. My name is Anna Lee― But I'm sure that you've already heard of that." , she chuckled and nodded. "But eh... I gotta get some ice cream... Wanna come with me?"
I'm not lying when I say that she practically jumped on me, hugged me and squeezed me to death such she's in a happy mood. But I don't mind, as long as she doesn't steal my cookies. "I really want to!" She giggled. The next second, we all walked over to the Waitress, who in fact was still chatting...
I tapped lightly her shoulder, "Hello, we actually would like to order something?" I said, more sounding like a question. The waitress turned around, and I almost jumped out of my skin when I saw her face. She had heavy make-up on, too much mascara obviously, chewing too loud on her bubble gum, and she had slutty clothes on. Not to mention that we saw her string through her dress...
Hmmmm, people these days.
"Did ya say something?" She replied, half boredly as she eyed me up and down. Well, what a way to greet people. Actually I really want to punch her barbie face right now. "Yep. I said, we actually would like to order something." I repeated for her in monotone, only smirking.
She nodded and sighed, "Sure," She said, "What is it?"
I smiled over at Holly, "Go on. I'll pay for you, tell her what kind of ice cream you order." , Holly looked at me in disbelief, her eyes going wide as if she just saw Michael Jackson's dead body walk in front of her―Not that it would ever happen―and she screamed before hugged me, again...
"That's lovely, thanks Anna!"
"What did you expect? I'm not a bored grandma from the '70.'' I rolled my eyes and she got off me before running to the bar, looking at the flavours.
"You need to stay away from them..."
I frowned and turned to the waitress with the barbie face,
"Excuse me?"
"You actually heard me. Stay away from them." She said through gritted teeth, and this all just confused me more?
"Look, I'm sorry but I don't get you.'' I laughed.
"It's not a matter to laugh at, I'm being serious." She said, her eyes glaring at me as if she was going to kill me. "From the boys." , I almost chocked on air. What the actually fuck? Since when does people command me? That's right, they never did, and never will do. Not even now,
"Why would I?" I narrowed my eyebrows.
She fake laughed, "You think you're the queen and can take over the world by meeting the boys and befriending them? I know exactly what you're planning to do, and you can tell your little sister to back off from Liam, because he would never love her back anyway. Unless he's getting corrupted and being a naughty bastard like all other boys that exist onto this fucking planet." She spit out.
''That's what I call sassy." I nodded, "But you really think you can take my sassy place over? Fuck off, never in a billion years. You can go to hell with your shit, because I'm not leaving the boys, nor does my little sister." I growled, "I'm the queen of Narnia. So, piss. Off."
I flicked my finger at her face and she looked at me in shock before I walked away, shaking my hips out sass. What do you say? I never let someone tell me what to do. Never.
"Holly, let's go." I said, grabbing her wrist. She looked up at me, confusing waving over herself. "What's wrong? I thought we were going to eat an ice cream!" She whined, her eyes going all puppy mode on me. Oh my gosh, no.
"I just...nevermind. What's the point anyway? It's stupid Ice cream." I shrugged. "I mean, the people aren't really nice here lately." I frowned at the waitress who was flirting with some of her clients―literally sitting onto the table, where people are eating on―and laughing loudly at some silly jokes. I need to punch a face, really.
She smiled and nodded out understandement, "Oh, you're right. There aren't even my favorite flavours here anyway." she shrugged and giggled.
"Hey, wanna meet my sister?" I asked, grinning widely.
"Really, is she here too?"
"Are you kidding? She's always with me!"
"I'm willing to meet her! But my sister is here too," She smiled, "I'll go find her and come to meet your sister."
"Sounds like a plan, we're sitting outside.'' I waved and walked outside, over to Alison who was texting onto her phone like a freak to who ever the fuck she is talking too. She looked up and smiled, "There you are, I've been waiting for ages―'' She frowned when she looked at my hands, "Aaaand... Where's the ice cream?"
"I didn't order." I replied.
"But why not?''
"Too many reasons, you might not want to deal with.''
"Ofcourse," She rolled her eyes. "I bet you've been having a great fight there―and before you say something; I'm not afraid to say that I actually know you so well, Anna." She smiled and I laughed, punching her shoulder lightly.
"But yeah, today I met someone."
She gasped, "Is it Jack and Finn Harries―''
"Sadly, no.'' , she sighed and leaned onto her hand.
"Then I don't want to know....'' She mumbled and yawned. I rolled my eyes at her behavior and turned to the door when a surprising Holly ran over to me, and I smiled. "There she is!" , Alison looked up and frowned when she saw the exciting girl hopping next to me.
"Meet Holly..."
"Holly Wishingwell." Holly said.
"Oh yeah, uhmm... Where's your sister?" I asked sweetly, looking over her shoulder. She laughed, "She's coming―oh well, actually she's right there!" She pointed, and I turned to see behind me―
I frowned, my jaw dropping to the ground out confusion. "Holly..." I turned to Holly, then back to the- Eh what? Two Holly's? "Holly number one, Holly number two... I-uh-what?" I shook my head out confusion and she laughed. "No, she's my twin. Meet Ashley."
"Nice to meet you," She said, grinning softly at me. Damn she also has those pretty legs... Why is life just so hard for me? Hmmm...
''Nice to meet you aswell. My name's Anna Lee, this is my sister Alison."
"I know! I'm a big fan from you and One Direction. Actually we both are, my sister and me.'' She smiled and pulled her sister into an hug. "AND I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE THAT I MET YOU. LET'S HAVE A PARTY SOON." , what?
"Liam!" Alison cheered immediately when the boys appeared and ran like they just got attacked by a bunch of baboons―Well I'm wrong, it was the half part of Scotland that was running after them, like baboons―
"HELP!" Louis screamed as one of the girls tried to grab his grey beanie off of his head.
"MY HAIR!" I turned to Zayn who was trying to climb into a tree, while everyone here into the ice cream shop was looking at him confused and weirdly. This is so embarrassing, I feel like I need to facepalm. And I did...
"Give me a second," I stood up and walked over to Zayn who was still screaming for help. Yes, usually it's Louis playing superman, but this time it has to be me. "Zayn, get off the tree bro." I pointed to the ground. He shook his head quickly, still refusing and trembling out fear. "Pussy...'' I muttered.
"I heard that!" He scowled.
"It was time you did, after all those time where you only cared about your stupid quiff in your hair. You look like a hippie that lives alone on an island in Chacko Wacko land. (A/N: I literally found that out by myself. I'm... weird. ._. ).
"Your compliments are only getting me to regret more!" He yelled and grabbed on the branch to go higher into the tree. I swear if he fall's, I'm going all running around him and chanting about how he actually made out with Macy, although he didn't. It would be kinda funny if he did...
"Dude, you're not a cat. Now get out the tree before I punch it and you fall with you butt down here!" I screamed motherly and he sighed, getting down and brushing himself off. "Be a gentleman and go meet those girls!" I said before poiting my finger at Holly and Ashley and rolled my eyes. I went over to Harry who was screaming like... whole Scotland would hear him like now. I tell you, it almost sounded as if he was getting a manly orgasm―
Psshhh, what? I didn't say such a thing.
"Dude, you really want to calm down? I don't want to hear you having sex―"
"Anna Lee!" He growled, and winced when girls were tugging and feeling at his curly hair, "H-Help me,"
"And how do we ask mummy Mckenzo?"
"Please?"
"That's not where I was talking about you dumbass." I rolled my eyes, "I want you to say the freaking whole thing, you know." I frowned. He sighed and groaned as they continued to tug and slur at his hair. "You have all your fucking time Styles." I grinned evilly.
"Anna Lee, I'll buy you all the Oreo's for the rest of the week― Ow! Just freaking get me out of here, pweaseeeee!" He whined.
"That's what momma wanted to hear, son." I grinned. "Now bitches, out my way. LET MY CURLY HAIRED FRIEND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE." I screamed, and they scurried away, screaming. Harry patted onto his curls, making them bounce slightly. "It still hurts.. But thanks." He smiled.
"Supermannnnn is here!" I chuckled, remembering when I looked at the video diaries.
"Louis!" I gasped when I saw the girls tying him together with Niall. They were all yelling something like "Nouis" and "Nouis kiss!" , what the freaking― Oh wait. Isn't that what they call a bromance? I read of it before, it must be cool. Like Ronnie Kroel and Ben DiChiara from the Bravo reality series Make Me a Model, in which the pair was nicknamed "Bronnie" . Hmmmm... Same for these boys?
"LET MY BOYS GO." I pushed them as they screamed and fell onto each others like dominos.
"RUN, RUN FOR YA LIFE. THE EVIL CLOWNS ARE GOING TO CAPTURE YOU!" Niall screamed and ran to the others. Louis catched my hand and smiled, "Thanks."
"Friends are here for friends. If that does even makes sense." I shrugged and he chuckled.
~
"WE ARE YOUR BIGGEST FAN'S!"
Holly and Ashley were still screaming and fangirling as if they were the Greek gods. Jeez, just let me die. I never thought that this fandom actually could be so... annoying. I thought they were actually great people, until then...
"NIALL YOU'RE MY FAVORITE!" Holly screamed―and I'm not lying when I tell you that she already said that for the twentieth time this evening. I wish I could lay in bed and just, scream into my pillow. Oh and also, not to mention that Niall actually hates her now because when she asked him for a Horan hug... He actually, well tried to gasp to get air. He told me he rather wanted to die than approach her ever again. Well, this girl really scares the crap outta him, aye?
Oh yes, and then there's Ashley. Also insane as fuck, getting to touch Harry's fucking Styles his hair. I'm not jealous, but I'm pissed. Why? I had to save Harry from three thousands of people, touching his hair, and now he's letting her touch his freaking hair?
Kill me already.
A/N: Whatsup Crazy Mofooooo's!
I just wanted to tell you that I'm stopping to write this story for a little bit, and go over to write a BoyxBoy story called 'Anonymous' , it's a Larry one. It might get's updated everyday if it gets enough feedback, but I'm not sure, would anyone willing to read it? Or even like it? :L
Don't worry though, I'm not stopping to write this story! It's just that updates might get slower because I want to work on my first Bromances stories ^_^
Again, will you do me the a favor and go read Anonymous? I also need a cover for it as soon as possible because mine sucks :P. Interessed? Then you PM me :)
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FanficPLEASE DO NOT READ THIS STORY UNTIL IT'S FULLY EDITED. Alison and Anna Lee McKenzo are crazy sisters. They do everything that another human wouldn't do. They live in London, a little house but big enough for both of them. Once they have fought about...