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val pal
ok baby.
are you alone?

rhi
yes.

val pal
bernard is nowhere to be found?

rhi
yes.
he's at his own house.

val pal
ok
do you mind if we make a gc with nick rq?

rhi
no

top secret mission 🤫

val pal add nicki minjaj and rhi to a groupchat

nicki minjaj
is this about what we were talking about earlier?

val pal
yes.

rhi
what the hell is going on?

nicki minjaj
it's nothing bad
trust me

val pal
exactly.

rhi.
so can someone please tell me what i apparently need to know?

nicki minjaj
matt's desperately in love with you

rhi
what?

val pal
he has been since you visited last summer.
he was so scared that you would start dating someone from jersey.

nicki minjaj
and you did and now he's absolutely heartbroken

rhi
are you guys fucking with me?

nicki minjaj
why would we?

rhi
i mean you and chris are always joking about it in the gc.

nicki minjaj
we do that to piss him off because bernard is scared shitless of you finding out.

val pal
and it's good that you still like him because maybe you two could start dating.

rhi
val.
i've got a boyfriend.
remember?

val pal
fuck him.
i've been rooting for you and matt since your little crush on him in middle school

nicki minjaj
i'm getting chris to try and convince matt to invite you over for like a movie or something

rhi
guys cmon.
i dont wanna mess anything up with either matt or joe.
are you sure this is a good idea?

new message from matty b

rhi
i just got a text from him.
you guys are EVIL

val pal
OPEN IT BABY


matty b
hey

rhi
hey
what's up?

matty b
i was just wondering if you wanted to come over and watch a movie or something

rhi
yeah of course

matty b
ok
does sixteen candles sound good?

rhi
YES
are you trying to butter me up with john hughes movies?

matty b
maybe i am
but i'd never disclose that information.

rhi
whatever you say.
i'll be over in 10.

top secret mission 🤫

rhi
so i'm going to watch sixteen candles with him

val pal
YAYAYAYYAYAYAYA

nicki minjaj
my plan to set you two up is finally working.
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

rhi
ok.
i didn't need that evil laugh from you...
and you guys HAVE to remember i have a boyfriend.
we've been going strong for six months.

val pal
yeah whatever.

rhi
omfg.

nicki minjaj
AND WEAR SOMETHING CUTE
but casual.

rhi
rolling my eyes so hard rn at you both.

She was gonna watch anmovie with Matt...

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