Dsmp Part two

Fish aren't on the menu

Sapnap appeared out of nowhere "I kiss men."

Wilbur was quick to talk back "I crave men."

"Well that's two ways to phrase it?,," Sapnap blinks awkwardly "I like men."

"I forced men to love me." Wilbur then blurts out

"Wait what--"

"What?" Wilbur says

"We don't force men to love us rev."

"Why not? If they don't love you back how do you move on? You don't. So, you force em to love you." Wilbur was more than happy to start an argument with a blaze hybrid such as Sapnap

"Move on-- that's called psychopathy --" Sapnap would gesture

Wilbur blinked, staring at the other "No, it's not-- It's just called love."

"THATS CALLED BEING INSANE WIL--" sap would just blink back- starting to be morally concerned.

"yeah, well, I like being insane so I don't really mind. I'll do love my way, you do it your way." Wilbur folds his arms ready for this argument to last awhile if it has too he'd like it to hurry along though.

"How do you force somebody -- to just love you? Please answer that now." Sap crossed his arms aswell

"You threaten them, you may say if you don't love me, I'll hurt your family if they tell you they'll tell the cops you simply tell them call the cops and I'll break out when I break out I'll snap your neck that's it simple." Wilbur explained it so plainly

Sapnap would try to comprehend what was just told to him ruffling his own hair before sighing"Wilbur--- that scares people." Wilbur just nods his head swiftly with a smile "Yes exactly. It scares people into loving me!!"

"you wish - that love would be faker then plastic" Sap would scoff crossing his arms looking at will blankly"Next thing you know they're cheating."

Wilbur rolled his eyes, slightly feeling irate. "it wouldn't be fake! And I'd make sure they won't cheat! If they cheat, I'll gladly hurt them as a punishment."

"Remind me to never be your boyfriend --thank you." Sapnap was being sarcastic Wilbur was at the bottom of his list, "If they don't truly love you then yeah they'll go off to someone they do."

"Well, I'd never date someone as trashy as you, I'll never swoop that low. If someone doesn't truly love me, if they cheat again I'll hurt them, maybe even take some of their fingers for my collection!!" Wilbur chirped with euphoria

"Thank you, as a professional I have standards." -Sap would lean slightly forwards narrowing his eyes with a light growl, his tail flicking. "Do you--- really collect fingers? You know what- I'm not even surprised anymore."

Wilbur smiled nodding his head. "yes, yes. I collect fingers! I collect all sorts of things , fingers , Hearts, Hair, socks, Lube, Glasses, Ignore the fifth one, and Course cooking oil!"

"--Lube ? Cooking oil ?" Sap would look at Wilbur as if they were speaking another language lowering his shoulders he would then let out a sigh "You know what? I won't ask--"

"I said ignore the fifth. And yes cooking oil. It's a great substitute for lube!! Very slippery, even on fish!!"

"--I don't wanna know where that's implicating to,," Sap said nervously he started to think about the cooking oil substituting lube? What the fuck-

"Anyways." Wilbur clapped his hands together, with a small smile. " If you don't mind, I'm gonna go, you know, collect some more stuff, have some sand," Wilbur reached into his pocket bringing out a pile of sand he put it  in the others hand "Don't spend  too much time on that.", Wilbur spoke walking away from the other