Being a child with the conciouse of a 1000 year old

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?????: excuse me!

Cashier: oh yes?

The cashier looks down to see a child around the ages 5-6.

Cashier: awwww what a cute child you are~ did you come to buy candy~? If so would you like the sweetest one~?

?????: no thank you. I despise sweet foods like candy and if you put that f#cking thing in my mouth i will put your head in the cashier and repeatedly smash the open and close button until you're dead.

Cashier: ehhhh?!??! A KID LIKE YOU SHOULDNT BE SAYING SUCH CRUEL THINGS!!!

?????: i can comfirm you i am 1000 years old and i'm now stuck in a body of a 6 year old until my other half finnally decided it wants to be one again.

And why look at that? She's currently bumping into all your customers.

Cashier: WHAT?!?!??

The cashier then looks to see wandering spirit Eneri bumping into the customers because she's not used to wlaking around in physical mode since she's always wondering in spirit mode.

Customer 1: HEYYY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WOMAN!!!!!

W.spirit Eneri: ummmm.... sorry?

Customer 1: SO IS THAT AN APOLOGY OR NOT HUH?!?!!?

W.spirit Eneri: uhhhhh it.... is..?

Customer 1: THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU RICH FAMILIES!!! ALWAYS SPOILING YOUR CHILDREN AND NOT TEACHING THEM FORMALITIES!!

W.Spirit Eneri: ummmmmmm....... Eneromi

( lmao Eneromi is the name of Eneri's conciousness. They gave the 2 a name so they wont confuse them selves on which Eneri is Which.)

Eneromi: yes?

W.Spirit Eneri: can we leave? I get the feeling the humans don't like me....

Eneromi: ahhhhh don't worrry.... they looooooooooooooove you~ now if you need me i'll be going home with my other half here.

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