All my braincells have left my brain.

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Ensori and Eneri:

Ensori: roses are red
        Cucumbers are green
        I like your legs
        Can i be in between?

Eneri: Wtf Ensori?

*beeeeep*

Ensori kisses Eneri on the cheek.

Eneri: what was that?!

Ensori: affection!

Eneri: ew....





Do it again.

*beeeeep*

Eneri got sick.

Eneri: Listen Ensori.

Ensori: *listening*

Eneri: i am sick. I have a fever.

Ensori: okay.

Eneri: i'm not sure if its contagius or not but please be away from me for the time being until i feel better.

Ensori: mhm.

Eneri: i would like it if you can just take care of the kids today.

Ensori: okay.

Eneri: now do you understand?

Ensori: yes i do. Lets make out.

Eneri: ENSORI NO!

*beeeeep*

The frostbourne meeting.

Eneri: we all have our demons

*hold Ensori by the Neck*

This is mine.

*beeeeep*

Ensori: how romantic~

Eneri: Ensori.

We're in a fight right now.

Ensori: and?

Eneri: i'm chocking you right now.

Ensori: thats what makes it so romantic.

*beeeep*

Ensori: i've only had Eneri for 2 years and a half.

And if anything happens to her i will commit mass murder in this faction and then kill myself.

Eneri: you do realise i can protect myself?

*Beeep*

Mokaso and Zensu:

Mokaso: Hey Zen!

Zensu: hm?

Mokaso: wanna watch this movie i found?

Zensu: sure. Whats it called?

Mokaso: its called "i love you man"

Zensu: i love you two but whats the movie called?

Mokaso: "I love you man"!!

Zensu: I LOVE YOU TOO AND WHATS THE F#CKING NAME OF THE MOVIE!

Mokaso: "I LOVE YOU MAN"!!!

Zensu: I LOVE YOU TOO.

*beeep*

Zensu: what do you call a love-Hate relation ship in swear words?

Mokaso: a f#ck you-i'll f#ck you tonight relation ship.

Zensu:....

*beeeeep*

Yomona: Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Go!!

Mokaso: i would kiss Zensu, Marry Zensu, and Then kill his parents for presurring him into doing 60 days worth of work on the same day.

Zensu: Mokaso No-

*beeeep*

Adam: Hey Zensu! Do you and Mokaso use petnames for each other?

Zensu: no we don't. We call each other by our actual names.

Adam: then what do bees make?

Zensu: honey?

Mokaso: yes my little Violet?

Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*beeeeep*

Mokaso: hey Zen, you hungry?

Unhinged Zensu: speaking of which i kinda am..

Mokaso: then would you  like to eat with me?

Unhinged Zensu: No you'll spoil the food just by them in your presence.

Mokaso: then would you like to eat...


Me~?

Unhinged Zensu: no i bet you taste like sh#t.

*beep*

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