(There's no Cursing Censoring)
Eneri: Listen, I can explain...
Ensori: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Mokaso: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Zensu: You guys are getting paid?
*beeeeeeeep*
Eneri: I think we're missing something.
Ensori: Teamwork?
Mokaso: Cohesion?
Zensu: A general sense of what we're doing?
*beeeeeeeep*
Eneri: Have you seen a person named 'Ensori' around here?
Mokaso: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Zensu: It looks fine to me?
Mokaso: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Ensori: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Mokaso: I got distracted about halfway through.
Zensu: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: Ensori, I'm sad.
Ensori: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Mokaso: Zensu, I'm sad.
Zensu, nodding: mood.
*beeeeeeeeeeep*
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Eneri: Shit.
Ensori: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Mokaso: OH MY GOD ZENSU FELL OFF!!!
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: I just ended a four year relationship.
Ensori: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Eneri: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Mokaso and Zensu fighting from across the room*
*beeeeeeep*
Eneri: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Ensori: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Mokaso?
Mokaso: Probably "road work ahead".
Zensu: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Ensori: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Mokaso: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Zensu: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Eneri and Ensori, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Mokaso: Our turn, Zensu! One, two, three- vanilla!
Zensu, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
*beeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: Why are your tongues purple?
Mokaso: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Zensu: I had a red one.
Eneri: oh
Eneri:
Eneri: OH
Ensori:
Ensori: You drank each other's slushies.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Ensori, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Mokaso, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Zensu, trembling: What are we playing
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Ensori: Put spaghetti in it.
Eneri: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Mokaso: Put spaghetti in it.
Eneri: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Zensu: Put spaghetti in it.
Eneri: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: *Gently taps table*
Ensori: *Taps back*
Mokaso: What are they doing?
Zensu: Morse code.
Eneri: *Aggressively taps table*
Ensori: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
*beeeeeeeeeeep*
Eneri: Dammit, Ensori!
Ensori: What?! It wasn't me!
Eneri: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Mokaso!
Mokaso: Not me either.
Eneri: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Zensu: I did.
*beeeeeeeeeeeep*
Mekomeko: Violence isn't the answer.
Emeri: You're right.
Mekomeko: *sighs in relief*
Emeri: Violence is the question.
Mekomeko: What?
Emeri, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Mekomeko, running after them: NO-
*beeeeeeeeeeeep*
YOU ARE READING
Scenarios with Eneri-2
CasualeWattpad says that i dont have enough space for another chapter so ye..... this is a continuation of the book. If you have not read the first one then you wont understand many things in this one.
