Scarlet Widow One Shots

Drunk

(Translations at the bottom)
Wanda's POV:

My fiancé, Natasha is on her way from her bachelorette party with our friends Sam, Bucky, Carol, Steve, Clint, Maria, Tony and her sister Yelena.

I expect her to come home drunk. The only tame person in that entire group is Steve and he probably ended up being the driver.

I hear the doorbell go off and jog from the kitchen to open it up. As I open the door, I see a sleeping Natasha in Steve's arms. "She's wasted, I don't think you're going to get her showered." he laughs as he keeps her up.

I open the door further to let him in,"Could you put her in bed?" I ask and he nods. He follows behind me to mine and Tasha's bedroom upstairs. I open the door for him and he goes to put her under the blanket, he tucks her in and leaves a kiss on her forehead. "Thank you for making sure she gets home safe." I thank the man, he pulls me in for a hug, ruffling my hair a bit and pulling back. "Make sure she gets enough Advil and water yeah? She drank the most out of all those idiots."

I nod and we walk back downstairs after closing the bedroom door behind us. We walk down the stairs and to the door to greet. I pull him towards me and hug around his waist, he leaves a kiss on my head and pulls back. "Have a goodnight." he says, "Good-luck it's those children." I reply and he laughs.

I watch as he walks away and leaves to drop the rest off. I close the door, lock it and head back upstairs to Tasha. As I get the the top platform, I notice the door is slightly cracked open so I ready my powers just in case. I use my door to push it open slowly and hold my hands out to blast any intruders. Once the door is fully open, I scan the room and see nothing so I let my powers fade and walk over to Natasha to give her a kiss on the head before I shower. I lean down to kiss her but my lips are met with fabric. I switch the light on with my powers and rip the blanket off of her. A pile of pillows are strategically laid out to imitate the shape of her body under the covers.I hear a whine from downstairs and rush down to see what it is.

Once downstairs I look around and see Natasha trying to open the door. "дурацкая дверь, пожалуйста, откройте." I hear her mumble as she tries turning the knob different ways. "It's locked Tasha." I say trying to suppress my laughter. She turns around and sends me a lazy smile and makes grabby hands towards me. I walk to her and she hugs around my waist, stuffing her face into my clothed breast. "The door won't let me out." she complains from between them. I laugh and she pushes me away, starting to pout.

"This is a serious matter Wanda!" she whines, I pull he closer by her hands,"What will make you feel better my love?" I ask.

She looks around for a moment, her eyes land on my boobs and she says,"Can I suck on or play with them?" with an innocent smile. I chuckled and shake my head and her pout comes back. "You're drunk baby, maybe when your sobered up yeah?" I ask and she excitedly nods.

"To get sober you have to a sleep love." I say and she shakes her head,"Why not?" I ask.

"Because I want to have fun!" she exclaims and runs to the kitchen. I run after her and see her holding a rolling pin as if it's a gun,"I Natasha Romanoff will take you down!" she screams and charges back at me screaming, "Romanoff! Natasha Romanoff!"

I hide behind the couch and watch as she scope the area with her rolling pin gun, slightly stumbling because of her drunken state. I decide to play into her game and stand up dramatically,"It's me! Ernst Stavro Blofeld!" I exclaim. She turns and looks at me bewildered.

"You can't be Blofeld." she says pointing the rolling pin at me,"Oh dear but I am, I have possessed the body of your dear fiancé Wanda Maximoff! It's up to you to save her!"

"Leave her alone!" she shouts. "I won't, but you can defeat me by shooting me with that special gun you have." I tell her.

She tries shooting the rolling pin and I pretend I'm getting hit by bullets or some shit. She sees nothing is coming out of the rolling pin, before I know it the wooden object is being thrown at me and hits me against the side of my face. She charges to me but I hold her back with my powers and hold a hand over the bruised skin.

"He's gone, you saved me baby." I tell her and she cheers to herself. I let her out of my magic and she runs upstairs. I let out a breathy laugh and follow her upstairs, seeing her under the covers with her head peaking out.

"Come here Tasha?" I request and she easily comes to stand in-front of me. "Time to get out of these clothes honey."

I reach to take her shirt off but she slaps my hand away."Those are for my fiancé to see." she says as she glares at me. I laugh and say,"She wanted me to take care of you, and we need you out of those clothes honey." She looks hesitant but allows me to undress her until she's in her underwear.

I pick her up and take her over to the bed again.
I decide to wait until tomorrow so we can shower together so I undress myself and slip in next to her.

She snuggles up to me and whispers,"My fiancé will rip your tits off when I tell her you got in here while you have your underwear only on."

I chuckle and say,"Go to sleep Natasha."

Within seconds I hear light snores and pull her on top of me and fall asleep myself.
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I open my eyes, slightly shielding it from the light through the window. I look down and see Natasha still on top of me. She looks up at me and asks,"How'd you get the bruise?"

"You threw a rolling pin at me." I laugh.

"What the fuck?"

"Let me refresh your memories." I say and put my hand to her forehead, all the weirdness from last night flowing back to her.

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"дурацкая дверь, пожалуйста, откройте"
means: Stupid door, please open.
Not sure if it's 100% correct, I just have a friend who knows basic Russian, she helps with the translation.
18/05/22