Head Canons! Pt2

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1) Natasha might run their sex life, but Wanda definitely runs the relationship.

2) Wanda secretary reads Wattpad, AO3 and Tumblr stories about her Natasha whenever either one of them are on a mission.

3) Natasha knows she does this, and also reads stories of Wanda, commenting things as an anonymous user about how amazing Wanda is.

4) Neither of them understand the concept of personal boundaries while asleep, they need to be smothered by each other to feel safe.

5) At night, when Natasha is asleep and Wanda's awake, she uses her powers to put dreams about having a family together into Natasha's head.

6) Logically speaking, Wanda is more powerful than Natasha, but Natasha would rip anyone in two for making her girlfriend cry.

7)Weekly bike rides in the park or along the beach is mandatory.

8) Wanda collects Funko Pops and sits next to Natasha while she unboxes them. Natasha just watches and listens to the excitement.

9) Wanda always does Natasha's eyeliner.

10) When the rest of the team aren't around, they play Just Dance in the team living room.

11) Though she's a woman, when sick, Natasha has the man flu, so she can get that bit of extra attention from Wanda.

12) They will only ever wear corresponding Halloween outfits.

13) Natasha encourages Wanda to dress revealingly every single time they go to a party because she wants the world to see how great her girlfriend looks.

14) Matching wash-off tattoos every week.

15) Matching 'I have an awesome girlfriend!' t-shirts that are nearly always worn.

16) Wanda sits on Natasha's lap whenever Nat is busy with mission files and braids her hair.

17) On summer nights, wine and dancing underneath the stars is one of their favourite activities.

18) If they fall asleep naked after sex, they usually wake up with Natasha's faced pushed into Wanda's chest.

19) They use the other's boobs as stress balls.

20) Once the day is over, they grab all the snacks they can and gossip. Mainly about how stupid Bucky and Sam were during the day.

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It's been a while guys, but I'm trying to get something out for yall ☝🏻
170 words
10/10/23

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