TTS Ep 3: Evil men with evil names

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I will be posting the fourth one in next week maybe a bit longer... Who knows
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The next episode begins

[Emperor silent]

Ruby looks than whispers "I don't know why... but I feel like he's angry..."

Jaune nodded feeling the aura of anger

[Emperor begins to talk]
Emperor: REALLY?

Kitten: Y-yes my lord.

Emperor: THIS HAPPENED.

"What did he say?" Yang said with Question

"I guess it might be something very disappointing for him..." Jaune said with Disappointment to him as well

Kitten: On behalf of all mankind I am really sorry my lord. I truly am. Reeaally sorry.

Emperor: YOU LET ONE OF THOSE NUTTY CULTS GAIN AHOLD ON MANKIND, AND GROW TO BECOME A

STATE RELIGION

OF THE IMPERIUM.

"Well... The good thing it makes good moral for all." Ruby said trying to see the bright side of the whole ordeal

"Wait for it..." Said Blake knowing something terrible coming

Emperor: AND THEN

PEOPLE START TO CUT THEIR OWN FUCKING SPLEEN OUT, WAVING IT AROUND AND THROWING IT AT PEOPLE. ALL IN A POOL OF THEIR OWN JIZZ AND BLOOD TO PROFESS THEIR LOVE FOR ME.

Blake clapped than points "there it is..."

Ruby pouts a bit

Kitten: I'm REALLY sorry.

Emperor: AND THEN.

YOU LET SOME POWER-HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKING BUREAUCRAT BECOME THE MASTER OF THE ADMINISTRATUM AND THAT OVERLY DOMINANT ECCLESIARCHY GROXSHIT. EFFECTIVELY CONTROLLING ALL OUR HOT LEATHERY ASSASSINS FROM THE OFFICIO ASSASSINORUM. AND ALL ASSHOLE PSYKERS IN THE ADEPTUS ASTRA TELEPATHICA.

OH, AND ALSO OUR FLASHLIGHT GUYS AS WELL.

"Flashlight guys?" Ren tilts confused

"I believe he was talking about the Tempesus Scions... Or the Astra Militarum..." Apollo Answered

"Why call flashlight guys?" Ruby asked

"Lasguns..." Apollo pointed out to Ruby making an 'ah' sound already seeing the connection of Flashlight and Lasgun

Kitten: b-but-

Emperor: AND THEEEN

THIS BALLS TO THE WALLS PARAMOUNT OF IMPERIAL INCOMPETENCE THAT HAS BECOME YOUR LEADER STARTS TO KILL AND TORTURE ANYONE HE WANTS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIS BUREAUCRAT BALLS TINGLE WITH DELIGHT, INITIATING A MASSIVE, POINTLESS PURGE OF ALL MANKIND.

AND IN ADDITION

HE DID ALL THIS WITH THE MOST EVIL FUCKING NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD.

GOGE VANDIRE.

"He does sound evil..." Nora said with a shiver

Blake turn to Apollo "what millennium was he in?"

"The 36th millennium..." Apollo Answered

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