I do not Own Rwby nor Warhammer 40,000
I will be posting the fourth one in next week maybe a bit longer... Who knows
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[Emperor silent]
Ruby looks than whispers "I don't know why... but I feel like he's angry..."
Jaune nodded feeling the aura of anger
[Emperor begins to talk]
Emperor: REALLY?Kitten: Y-yes my lord.
Emperor: THIS HAPPENED.
"What did he say?" Yang said with Question
"I guess it might be something very disappointing for him..." Jaune said with Disappointment to him as well
Kitten: On behalf of all mankind I am really sorry my lord. I truly am. Reeaally sorry.
Emperor: YOU LET ONE OF THOSE NUTTY CULTS GAIN AHOLD ON MANKIND, AND GROW TO BECOME A
STATE RELIGION
OF THE IMPERIUM.
"Well... The good thing it makes good moral for all." Ruby said trying to see the bright side of the whole ordeal
"Wait for it..." Said Blake knowing something terrible coming
Emperor: AND THEN
PEOPLE START TO CUT THEIR OWN FUCKING SPLEEN OUT, WAVING IT AROUND AND THROWING IT AT PEOPLE. ALL IN A POOL OF THEIR OWN JIZZ AND BLOOD TO PROFESS THEIR LOVE FOR ME.
Blake clapped than points "there it is..."
Ruby pouts a bit
Kitten: I'm REALLY sorry.
Emperor: AND THEN.
YOU LET SOME POWER-HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKING BUREAUCRAT BECOME THE MASTER OF THE ADMINISTRATUM AND THAT OVERLY DOMINANT ECCLESIARCHY GROXSHIT. EFFECTIVELY CONTROLLING ALL OUR HOT LEATHERY ASSASSINS FROM THE OFFICIO ASSASSINORUM. AND ALL ASSHOLE PSYKERS IN THE ADEPTUS ASTRA TELEPATHICA.
OH, AND ALSO OUR FLASHLIGHT GUYS AS WELL.
"Flashlight guys?" Ren tilts confused
"I believe he was talking about the Tempesus Scions... Or the Astra Militarum..." Apollo Answered
"Why call flashlight guys?" Ruby asked
"Lasguns..." Apollo pointed out to Ruby making an 'ah' sound already seeing the connection of Flashlight and Lasgun
Kitten: b-but-
Emperor: AND THEEEN
THIS BALLS TO THE WALLS PARAMOUNT OF IMPERIAL INCOMPETENCE THAT HAS BECOME YOUR LEADER STARTS TO KILL AND TORTURE ANYONE HE WANTS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIS BUREAUCRAT BALLS TINGLE WITH DELIGHT, INITIATING A MASSIVE, POINTLESS PURGE OF ALL MANKIND.
AND IN ADDITION
HE DID ALL THIS WITH THE MOST EVIL FUCKING NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD.
GOGE VANDIRE.
"He does sound evil..." Nora said with a shiver
Blake turn to Apollo "what millennium was he in?"
"The 36th millennium..." Apollo Answered
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Rwby React Warhammer 40k (Up For adoption)
FanficWhen Team RWBY and JNPR tried to have a sleepover a Box appear having knowledge of the Grim dark universe of 40k (My first time Writing a reaction and making a fanfic so I apologies for Grammer and the Cringe)