TTS Ep 7: The Nudestodes

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I have been waiting for this...

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The group looked at Apollo Confused

"You don't know what happened to the custodians?" Jaune said

"No! Last I remember The Custodians were potentially 1,000 or 10,000 strong!" Apollo said worried for the Custodians and the emperor

"Than continue the episode maybe we can find out" Ruby said

Apollo quickly nodded "Right!"
Starts the Sixth Episode

Emperor: I MEAN, EVER SINCE I GOT THIS TEXT TO SPEECH DEVICE, I'VE NOT SEEN ANYONE OTHER THAN MY CENTURION, SOME TECHPRIESTS, THAT AWFUL FUCKING DREADKNIGHT THING, AND YOU. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE CUSTODES? DID THEY ALL DIE OFF OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE LEFT?

Kitten: After we witnessed you at the brink of death, your body being sat upon the golden throne, all the custodes went into a collective depression. We all decided to stop fighting outside the planet's borders. We've never left the planet since, always guarding your sacred vessel.

Apollo sighed in relief

"So nothing that bad... And I can get the bodyguards protecting the Palace..." Weiss said

Emperor: WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES YOU ARE. I CAN MANAGE MYSELF, YOU KNOW. I'M NOT A REGULAR ASS FUCKING CORPSE.

"True..." Blake, Jaune and Ren said in Unison whilst Nora and Yang laughed at the Emperor's response

Kitten: No, of course not my lord! eh he he he . . .

Emperor: ALSO, THAT STILL DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE CUSTODES?

Kitten: The rest are currently guarding the palace.

Emperor: WELL. IN THAT CASE, TELL THEM TO GO OUT AND BE USEFUL INSTEAD. I DIDN'T GIVE THEM THE BEST WARGEAR IN THE IMPERIUM FOR NOTHING.

"So like... How good are they against 20 Chaos Marines?" Nora asked

"Quite easy actually... They are the bodyguards of the Emperor after all..." Apollo Answered than murmured to himself "unless it's Tabletop..."

Kitten: Yeahahaheah, about that my lord. Most of us custodes have not only sworn an oath to never leave Terra and your presence after the Horus Heresy, but have also redefined the use of our wargear and armor as to show that we are mourning your loss. It's quite hard to explain but emmm . . .

Emperor: . . . . . BRING IN SOME OF THE CUSTODES HERE. SOME OF MY COMPANIONS TO BE EXACT. DO IT NOW.

Kitten: A-are you sure?

The group looked confused on what Kitten is afraid on the Adeptus Custodes

Emperor: DO.

IT.

NOW.

Kitten: Very well, just a moment my lord.

[Runs out of the throne room than returns shortly after]

Kitten: Well, here they are my lord, some of your other companions...

[the music stops than suddenly]

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