So I Entered the World of Sword Art Online... book 1, Video Games? OH YEAH!

Chapter 19

"What? How do you know?" Asuna asked.

"Well, who else would say, Get out here or I'll kill all of you?" I asked.

"They said that?" Liz asked.

"Fuck yeah, they did," I answered.

"Ruining the goddamn party," Asuna hissed.

I walked over to the door and as I took a single step out the door, my vision got obscured by a thick... smog? Drifting in front of me.

"What–?" I started, before feeling a sharp pain in my thigh. "Shit!" I retreated back into the cafe.

I looked down and saw a knife, embedded deeply in my thigh. That was probably why it hurt so fucking much. I yanked the knife out, blood running down my leg. Shit, that hardly ever happens in any of the worlds I've been in, no one usually tries to murder me unless I'm in a legitimately dangerous world. Admittedly, I didn't think this world was that dangerous.

"Okay, that hurt. What's the bet there's a cereal killer out there?" I asked.

"Pretty high," Asuna said bluntly.

"Hacker?"
"Also pretty high."

"Duo looking for revenge?"

"Hellishly high."

"Shit. We're fucked."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Great."

I was wondering what I was going to do about this incident. They seemed to be staying out of sight. This is real life we're talking about, not a game!

"So, we got any ideas on how to take them out?" I asked.

"Well, we could incapacitate them and then call the police," Amaterasu replied.

"How would we incapacitate them without having anything to incapacitate them with?" I asked.

"Well, smack them over the head," She suggested.

"How would I? I haven't even seen them yet. They were shrouded in smog."

"Blow the smog away."

"How?"

"With a fan."

"What fan?"

"That fan."

She pointed at a fan on the counter.

"Sounds like a plan, stan."

I walked over to the counter and picked up the fan and carried it to the door. Luckily for me, it was wireless and only required... internet? I guess this world is in the future but I would never have guessed they'd make internet powered fans!

I carried it to the door and used it to blow away the obscurance.

I shot out the door and looked around. No one. Amazing. Until someone tried jumping me from above but I sensed their presence and moved the fan to block and they punched the fan so hard that their hand went THROUGH it. That hand was chopped up into hundreds of little specks. They screamed and I punched them in the head, knocking them out. That was supposedly Amida. Akihiko didn't show up though so we couldn't pinpoint his whereabouts.

I suppose finding him would have to take place some other time.