In the first DADA lesson.
Lockhart: Good morning class. I am your new defence against the dark arts professor. I wanted to see how many of you did your reading over the summer. *waves his wand and sends pieces of parchment to everyone* I accumulated this pop quiz. You have 30 minutes. Good luck.
Harry: *reads some of the questions out* What is my favourite colour? What is my favourite gift?
Pansy: These have nothing to do with defence.
Hermione: *already filled out the first 10 questions* He probably just wants to see how well we retain information.
Ginny: *leans into Harry* I wouldn't have taken Hermione for a fangirl.
Harry: You and me both Gin.
After the pop quiz is finished.
Lockhart: *reading through the answers* Abysmal performance. Hardly any of you remembered that my favourite colour was lilac! But congratulations to Miss Potter who got 100%.
Hermione: *sits up slightly*
Harry, Pansy, Ron, Ginny & Hannah: *chuckles silently*
Lockhart: But with that out the way, we can get on with the lesson, and what better way to start the year with some practical work? I brought some creatures and I'm going to teach you how to defeat them.
Harry & Pansy: *whispers* This isn't going to end well.
Lockhart: *pulls a cloth off a cage on his desk to reveal a few dozen Cornish pixies*
Ron: Aw, they look kinda cute.
Lockhart: Oh do you think so Mr Weasley? Well how would you like to face them?! *opens the cage*
The pixies bursts out and start flying around.
Neville: *gets hooked onto the chandelier*
Lockhart: *takes his wand out* Dont worry children, I can take care of them. PeskiPiksi Pesternomi! *gets his wand taken*
The class descends into chaos.
Harry: *takes his wand out* Ready sis?
Hermione: *takes her wand out* Ready.
Harry & Hermione: *points their wands at opposite ends of the room* Immobulus! *fezzes the pixies*
Neville: *still hooked* Why is it always me?
After class.
Ron: That Lockhart is a total fraud. I bet he doesn't know a rat's arse from it's head.
Hermione: Don't be so harsh Ron. Sure it wasn't the best idea to bring a cage full of Cornish pixies to the first class but he really is an accomplished wizard. You should just read about the stuff he's done in his books.
Harry: 'mione, he probably hasn't even done any of those things.
Hermione: That's a big claim bro. You shouldn't say things like that unless you have proof.
Hannah: That mess of a lesson is all the proof I need.
Next episode will take place in Herbology.
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