Holy Sh!t

Oddly Chill

"wh-at ar-e y-ou pla-ann-ing?" Classic started from his nap. "hm?" Error looked highly unimpressed. "wh-y ha-ve-n't y-ou tri-ed esc-api-ng? su-rel-y yo-u don-t li-ke be-ing st-uck in a c-age." Classic rolled his eyelights. "you kidding? no genocides here, i can nap whenever i want, the boys are enjoying themselves here. i've never been more content." Classic replied as he sat up and started kicking his legs. "wh-at abo-ut yo-ur bro-the-r? y-our fri-ends?" Sans shrugged. "papyrus isn't a kid anymore. he doesn't need me. and there's no point in having 'friends' if they are all just going to forget we ever were again. that's the funny thing about resets. it's just pointless. and here, i don't have to deal with it." Sans leaned back. "i'll go back eventually, but for now i'll let my mate's have their fun. they like all the murdery stuff y'know. you and nightmare aren't so bad." Error was genuinely shocked. Classic Sans of all Sanses called him and his mate 'not so bad'. "... a-lri-ght the-n."

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When Nightmare and the boys got back from a job, Classic was chilling in the living room, flicking through the movies. "what the hell?!" Classic groaned. "how can you have a million channels and nothing good to watch?!" Classic was dog piled by his mates, who were more than happy to see him out. "classy, you're out!!" Error watched with mild interest. "he isn-t th-e lea-st b-it inter-ested in es-ca-pe, so i-i le-t h-im ou-t." Error told his mate. Nightmare walked over, patting his skull lightly. "and you're sure he won't leave?"
"how was your guys day?" Classic wheezed under the boys. "i got to kill the sans this time!" Dust chirped. "and you should have saw his papyrus, he was trembling so hard that he was practically dusting as he shook!"
"i got to stab a lot of monsters in waterfall, it would make a great place for a date!" Horror chuckled. "quiet as a grave, too." Classic snickered. "only because you guys made it into one. sounds like fun. don't really wanna be surrounded by dust talking though, because i do have something i wanna talk to you guys about." Horror kissed Classic. "we could clean it up."
"deal."

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"so you're seriously just chill with staying here, letting entire aus getting murdered in cold blood?" Classic shrugged. "as long as undertale isn't involved i don't really care." Classic replied as Dust kissed along his jawbone. "touch starved, are ya?" Dust kissed him again. "or is it that you're going into a rut?" More kisses from Dust as Horror and Killer carried plates of ribs in for everyone. "maybe a bit of both... it feels like it's been forever!" Dust complained between kisses. "heh, well how about that date first then we can decide from there. i promise." Dust kissed Classic's teeth. "i like the sound of that." Killer and Horror exchanged curious glances. "you really want this date, huh?" Classic hummed. "it's pretty important, yeah. 'sides, the sooner we get it done, the sooner i can calm dust down." They were all curious as to what Classic wanted to talk about now. "how about we clean a spot in waterfall tonight and have this date tomorrow. then error can do his thing to the au and everyone is happy." Nightmare and Error were both already nodding along. "cool. glad we all agree."