2 buddies were walking through the woods and 1 gets bit on the wang and says go call a doctor he walks off about 20 yards and calls 911 and asked for a doc. When the doc picked up the phone he said my friend said my freind just got bit by a snake docter: ok so i want you to suck on the poisoned area so he ruse back and his friend says so what did the doctor say ? He said your gonna die
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HumorLike my teacher thought me when I hear the crowd applaud I thought I was an atheist until I relised I'm a god
