Rule 1 : never hug a zombie (zombie apocalypse survival)
rule 2 : if its you family say your good byes and blow they brains out
Rule 3 if you see some one in a zombie feeding frenzy do not save i reapeat DO NOT SAVE
Rule 4 do not keep a zombie pet i always ends up bad
Rule 5 no dating if a zombie is attacking a loved one donned save a dead thing
rule 6 if you know your gonna die at least go out in style find a Ferrari and hot wire and go rampage kick ass mode and murder shit
tip don't were a helmet we will absolutely hate you then
i know this sounds weird but in school there are packaged food like raisins and the occasional cracker pack people don't like those ask for them they will give them up stash them in your back pack so if in school you here the zombie out break is out you are prepped also bring a panocha because if it rains wee donned want mushy crackers
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Da joke book
HumorLike my teacher thought me when I hear the crowd applaud I thought I was an atheist until I relised I'm a god
