Snow Wolf(weiss x male reader)

Midnight

Your pov

Its been hours since I've been caught, right now I'm laying in a bed, salems bed. She's kept me in her room since I've been caught, but she won't take this stupid seer off me. Its spear like tentacles are still impeded into my shoulders, arm, and sides. I'm sitting up on her bed though, so maybe when she leaves I can just walk out of here... hopefully, I dont want to know what she has planned for me.

Salem:*looking at herself in a mirror*"what do you think young prince, should I put eyeliner on today"

Me:"...a-are you serious?"

Salem:"very, a queen must always look her best"

Me:"no I'm just asking because if you really cared for your looks you'd fix that birds nest of a hair you have on your head"

She didn't seem to like that response as she turned to me with a glare, only for a second though. She took a deep breath in before turning back to the mirror and letting the breath out.

Salem:"well what would you suggest young prince"

Me:"hm, you looked better with the haircut you had before becoming evil, maybe-"

Salem:"Absolutely not"

Me:"...well if you're gonna cut me off, don't ask for my opinion"

Salem:"oh young prince, do you have any idea how many men I've killed for talking to me like that"

Me:"listen, Salem, I dont care, im the main fucking protagonist in this fucking story, i can say, and do whatever the hell i want, and still not die! Do you know how hard it is for me to die? I have died, more then once! And yet here I am, still alive, so do whatever you want, im done with my life"

Salem:"that sounds very familiar"

Me:"if you start comparing me to someone you knew then I'm out of here, im just going to jump out the window and hope I die from the fall... wait does this place even have windows?"

Salem:"it does not"

Me:"...then ill jump out the mouth or something"

Salem:"hm, well then, *turns to me with a smile*do you want to know why I refer to you as the young prince"

Me:"because I'm the prince of a whole new species"

Salem:"no, *walks towards me and sits at the edge of her bed*its because I see something in you, something the others don't have"

Me:"...magic?"

Salem:"that, and you remind me of myself a little"

Me:"...please tell me you're joking, and didn't i say not to compare me to someone you know, you technically know yourself"

Salem:"im serious*starts petting my head*the young me, the one still trapped in that tower all those years ago*moves to my cheek, making me very uncomfortable*you remind me of her"

Me:"uuuh, cool, can you please stop touching me, it is making me highly uncomfortable"

Salem:*sighs and slowly retracts her hand*"oh young prince, the reason I call you this, is because I have a deal for you"

Me:"no"

Salem:"what?"

Me:"whatever it is, its a no from me, I dont except it, I dont care what it is, my answer is no"

Salem:"hm, what a shame*grabs a knife she had at her bedside and stabs my stomach* maybe you need to hear it before you come to your decision, young prince"

I feel a course of pain go throughout my whole body as the knife stabs through my stomach. At this moment I really wished I could use magic.

Me:"aaarrrggggg, you bitch, uuugh, *fake smile*n-no way, this h-hurts, s-sso good, arg"