Snow Wolf(weiss x male reader)

Altercation at the Auspicious Auction

3rd pov

Team RWBY and t/n overlooks the whimsical land before them from the precipice.

Yang: "So are we gonna just stand around thinking about this in silence? Or…?"

Ruby: "I knew this place is weird, but a fairy tale? I mean that’s impossible."

Little nods. Blake clears her throat. Ruby and Little look at Blake pointing her finger at Little. Ruby gives a sweat drop.

Y/n: "come on, kid, kyo, little, me, Oz, we all exist, when we really shouldn't. I think we'll be seeing pigs flying soon"

Little: "oh I love it when they do that, especially for the first time, it's always funny to see!"

Y/n: "...see"

Weiss: "...*shaking the thought off* What we’ve seen is improbable, but that doesn’t mean we’re in an actual fairy tale. Are we seriously entertaining this?"

Y/n: "Weiss, my life is a living fairytale! You all are part of fairytales I've read before"

Yang: "wait, seriously?"

Y/n: "yes, *to kyo* you remember them, right? *pointing to yang* goldilocks and the three bears, *pointing to ruby* little red riding hood, *pointing to blake* beauty and the beast,"

Blake: "wait what?"

Y/n:*pointing to weiss* "snow white and the seven dwarfs, why do you think I always call you snow?!"

Weiss: "because my last name translates to snow"

Y/n: "and your first name?"

Weiss: "white"

Y/n:*waiting for her to realize the connection* "..."

Weiss: "...*realization* oh my god, snow white, white snow"

Yang: "see, after all that, do you have a better explanation for what’s going on?"

Weiss: "Well, ok, so y/n lives a fairy tale, but he's from another world... ignore that, let's try to be more logical, shall we? We fell from the sky. Ruby made friends with a tiny mouse."

Little: "Friends!"

Weiss: "Blake and I got caught by killer vines. *Blake cringes*And… uh… you got your arm stolen by… a… What was it that you said?"

Yang: "A talking raccoon riding on a purple wagon filled with trash."

Weiss blinks at Yang’s predicament as y/n snikers, making yang punch his shoulder.

Weiss:*as y/n let's out a small "ow"* "Yes, that. Okay, I see your point of view. I am going to go over here now."

Weiss walks away, she starts to talk nonsense to herself as she tries to grapple with the team’s current situation.

Y/n: "...*sigh* kyo"

Kyo-ten:*walking over to weiss* "on it"

Y/n:*walking over to her with him, speaking to himself* "honestly, that's what gets to her?!?"

Ruby: "As crazy as it sounds, something about this is familiar."

Blake: "The Girl Who Fell Through the World. I… I think we’re in the Ever After."

Weiss: "Blake, that world is make-believe. It was just part of the story we all read as kids."

Little: "It’s not make-believe, it’s where I live!"

Blake: "Can you tell us all about it? Have you ever heard the name Alyx?"

Little: "An “Alyx”? Is that a purpose?"