Snow Wolf(weiss x male reader)

A Cat Most Curious

3rd pov

Outside the premises of the Crimson Castle…

Ruby: "Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Wait! No, no! Uh… Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh… c’mon, kitty."

Y/n: "ruby, I don't think this is gonna work"

Ruby: "shut up, let me try! Here kitty, kitty, kitty"

Little:*yelps* "Eek! *cowers in Ruby’s hood, whispering* The cat’s hindquarters!"

The Curious Cat’s tail can be seen sticking out of the tall grass on the side of the path.

Ruby: "Um… Excuse me?"

Curious Cat:*pops out* "You’re excused!"

Ruby gets startled and notices the Curious Cat is behind her. Little gets scared and hides inside Ruby’s hood. Team RWBY and team t/n watch the Curious Cat walking without their hindquarters.

Ruby: "Uh… Hello, uh, cat."

The Cat then joins both of their body parts together.

Ruby:*shakes her head* "Curious Cat? Which one do you go by?"

Curious Cat: "Oh! I don’t go by. That belongs to the days and the years. But if you are asking what I am, I am indeed a cat, most curious."

Ruby: "Of course. *slightly laughs* Look, my friends and I really need to get to that giant tree, and so far, nothing we tried has gotten us any further."

Weiss: "It looks to me like we’re even farther!"

Yang: "Yeah, I think that’s because we’re six inches tall."

Weiss: "It could be both."

Y/n: "is this how yall always feel when talking to me? Aren't yall always this shmall"

A/n: not a spelling error, I like saying shmall instead of small, it's more fun that way

Weiss: "... we are not that small, y/n!"

Y/n: "well, I mean yes, but since we are in rubys hood, still at the same height, kinda..."

Weiss: "not the same thing!"

Curious Cat: "I don't know, he seems to have a point! You are at almost the same height as before by being where you are now"

Y/n: "see! This guy gets it"

Kyo-ten: "you are agreeing and getting backed up by a talking cat... oh how our worlds have fallen"

Y/n: "hey, you are a talking cat... sometimes! And, in our world, which has fallen, there are tons of big cats, and house cats, that speak!"

Ruby: "can we please get back to the tree!"

Curious Cat: "The tree… Tree, tree, tree, tree… *gasps* Of course. That is most definitely impossible. You do not go to the tree, the tree goes to you. Unless, of course, you're me, you see."

Yang:*unimpressed* "Not even a little bit."

Y/n: "...oh my god! He's the Cheshire Cat! That was my favorite character in Alice In wonder land!"

Curious Cat: "huh, I like you, I'll be asking you more questions later!*to yang* As for you, well, that’s your problem. It’s a matter of perspective, I’m afraid."

Ruby: "But, uh, couldn’t you take us then? You’d been there before."

Curious Cat: "So why would I ever want to go back? Yes, I’m glad we understand one another. No sense it seems a sight seen."