"Hey Mr. Schrödinger?"
"Yeah?"
"Someone sent you a box in the mail."
"Oh...
Wait! You didn't open it, did you?"
"Yeah...
Why on earth would someone send you a dead cat?"
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Nerdy Joke Book and Logic Puzzles
RandomIf you are smart like me, you'll get these jokes! Most of them are quirky and corny, but that's what makes them awesome! By the way, I found most of these on the Internet, so don't sue me if you made one of these up or heard it somewhere else. :) So...
