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'animal crackers are superior'

friday, morning

me

tae says hi :]

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tae says hi :]

jungcock

OH MY GOD, did you sleep together?

taeeee

yes, but not sex- 

also, he literally jumped onto me and started doing a fucking photoshoot whilst i was waking up

bitch

suckchin

wow, what a nice way to start a monday morning 

short ass

it's friday, hyung. 

suckchin

well, it's not my fault that i'm growing old 

taeeee

i'm going to kill you, yoongi-hyung!!! >:( 

me

now now baby, remember who's in control

taeeee

sorry, daddy.. i'll be good, i promise!

short ass

you do realise you're chatting in the gc still? you can have your intimate moments later ;) 

also, jk, you owe me 10 dollars for this. 

taeeee

wait, did you really bet on who was bottom? wow.. 

jungcock

oh no, i just lost my wallet, looks like i can't give you the 10 dollars 

suckchin

you literally texted me privately saying that you have 15 dollars and you were going to buy a big mac meal? 

jungcock

shush you exposing bitch! 

short ass

i better receive my 10 dollars when we're at school. :( 

jungcock

i'm sick so looks like i won't be at school to give you it 

suckchin

yeah right, you just texted me saying you were going to walk with tae and yoongi to school. you stupid bitch. maybe, stop texting me your secret plan to not give jimin your money. 

jungcock

whatever. 

friday, afternoon


convo between taehyung and yoongi 

me

hey, baby. i was wondering if you wanted to go on a date this weekend? possibly on saturday, tomorrow? 


taeeee

hey, hyungie!! yeah, sure! how about we meet up at 1pm? 

me

yeah, that sounds good. can't wait to see you, kitten. ;) 

maybe, we could fuck. 

taeeee

maybe..~  can't wait to see you, daddy!!! 


.. sorry this took so long and ended up being kind of a flop! 

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