Taegi Oneshots • SMUT Included and possibly ANGST. • sometimes lowercase!!
some oneshots in this wattpad story are more than 2 parts, my apologies! (E.g. my instagram story, which is more than 60 parts.)
Top - Yoongi Bottom - Taehyung
uaremyhope hey guys!! sorry we didn't respond, we were busy talking with our manager
crabsfather Isn't bang pd your manager too? why did I never know? wtf 💀
agustd that's because you're a stupid bitch, joon also, hi.
imtallerthanyou hiii! so, I know this is random but congrats on coming out about your relationship! tae's face is literally pink, I think he's too shy to talk lmao
agustd cutie :)
Imtallerthanyou
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look how cute he is!! 🤧🤧
taehyungieeee jiminieeee!! :(
eatjin mate, his fingers are fucking long 💀
uaremyhope Awhh!! he's adorable! also, we should meet up yknow?
crabsfather any suggestions?
goldenclosetfilms mcdonalds!
taehyungieeee
Panda express!!!
imtallerthanyou a cafe 😌👌
agustd a funeral home, they do dinner service, don't they?
uaremyhope you're so gloomy, yoongi!
agustd no seriously, do they do dinner service??
crabsfather how about we just go to somewhere near us?
agustd can't we just have delieveroo or something? you guys know I hate walking. 😒
eatjin no offense but i'm surprised you guys are dating, you're both the exact opposite.
imtallerthanyou It's probably an opposites attract thing
eatjin I mean, tae's extremely bubbly and yoongi is well..not
goldenclosetfilms yoongi is moody
agustd excuse me, I'm not. I can be sweet
imtallerthanyou I'll ask taehyung 😌
agustd well obviously I'm nice to him. He's my boyfriend for fucks sake
imtallerthanyou Did you wake up on the wrong side of bed?
agustd Yeah, taehyung's :)
taehyungieeee You literally hogged my whole bed, motherfucker :( you looked like a little kitty tbh. you were curled up in a ball, I wish I took a picture :((
agustd I don't sleep like a cat, babe. more like you sleep like one.
uaremyhope enough squabbling, lovebirds 🤠
agustd Stfu
crabsfather Yoongi may seem like a rude bitch but he's actually very caring 😌
agustd I'm gonna shoot you in a sec 🔫
crabsfather He's got an actual nerf-gun, wtf 😳 WTF HES SHOOTING ME HELP
agustd If I were you, hobi, I'd start running.
uaremyhope Why can't you shoot tae? :( We did nothing, he's the one that called you motherfucker 🤚💀
agustd I can't shoot my baby. I'd hate to see him upset.
uaremyhope Holy fuck, he's shooting me. Since when did he run fast?!!
agustd Since now.
uaremyhope HELP PLEASE!!
eatjin I might aswell change the gc name now.
'eatjin has changed the group name from: sexy crackos + 💣 rapper's to 7 sexy crackos'