Sᴛᴏᴘ Bᴇɪɴɢ A Dᴀᴅ: Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs Wʀᴏɴɢ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

||6|| Spiderling Becomes a Smart Boi

Victoria sits on a bench, texting on her phone while Peter chats with his friends, MJ and Ned.

Stick
Well if you hit them from behind, it'll probably deal more damage

Chicken
That's true
Sneak up behind them and shoot
Boom
You win

Stick
Wish we could meet up
Set up the whole thing and take out the whole group
2v10
We'd win obvi

Mama Spider
What the heck are you two planning?

Chicken
That's for us to know

Stick
And you to find out

Archer
They're finishing each other's sentences
Just great
It won't be long before they become a murderous duo

Chicken
Who said we aren't?

Old man
You're supposed to be a hero, Chicken

Stick
Wait
Chicken is a hero?

Chicken
Yup
I save children from their own stupidity

Stick
Is that directed at me or...

Chicken
No
Other children who can't plan a coup

Mungo Jerry
You guys are planning a coup?
Why is that not surprising

"Vic?"

Victoria looks up, seeing that all eyes are on her.

"Y'know, if you didn't want to come," Peter starts. "You should've told me."

"Hm? No, I wanted to come," Victoria corrects, turning off her phone, pocketing it, and moving from the bench to their set up picnic blanket.
"I was just texting someone."

"You've been on your phone the whole time," MJ scoffs. "And we've been here for an hour. Who were you texting?"

Victoria smiles, pulling her phone back out to show them.
"I'm not sure. Last week, this guy accidentally texted me when his friend messed up her number. We've kinda just been texting since. That and his friend added me to a group chat with all their other friends."

Peter's P.O.V

Wait a minute...

Victoria is Stick????

I can't believe it!!
Stick has been my classmate this whole time?
This is so cool!

Hm, I can't tell her though.
My nickname is Spiderling, what if she connects it with me being Spiderman?

I kinda just stare at her for a moment, then finally reply.

"Do- do they know who you are?" Just play dumb, Peter. It's fine. She won't figure it out.

"Nope," she tells me. "And I think the anonymity is fun. I might tell them who I am someday, but for now, I think it's best that I remain under the name, Stick. That's what they call me."

I nod.
Gotta make sure I don't tell the others.

. . .

Stick
Sorry I stopped texting
I was hanging out with a few friends

Mungo Jerry
That's fine
But Chicken started freaking out

Chicken
I DID NOT
It was Archer!
He started panicking saying a kid from your class might've successfully murdered you

Archer
It was a possibility

Stick
Nope
He doesn't stand a chance against me

Archer
He put you in the hospital

Stick
That's because I accidentally left my machete at home

Archer
Stick, no!

Chicken
Stick yes

Mama Spider
The most yes
Show that kid who's boss

Old man
You are a horrible influence

Spiderling
Hi guys
What's up?

Stick
Hello new brother
What'chu been up to?

Spiderling
Oh
Right
I forgot we're siblings now
And I was just chilling at the
The deli
Getting meats

Stick
Meats?
Why?

Mungo Jerry
Yeah
I thought the only meat you liked was pepperoni
And only when it was served with bread, sauce and cheese.
As in
Pizza

Spiderling
I ALSO LIKE OTHER MEATS
LIKE
BLAGONI

Stick
You mean bologna?

Spiderling
Yes?

Sparkles
Since when?

Mungo Jerry
What he said

Spiderling
Gosh
I'm tired
Time for bed!

Mungo Jerry
It's only 430pm

Spiderling
GOODNIGHT

Stick
It's 430pm where you are?

Sparkles
Yup

Mungo Jerry
^^

Chicken
437pm

Stick
Same!!
We're in the same timezone
Cool!
Oh
It's time for dinner
Bye guys!

Sparkles
Goodbye

Mungo Jerry
Bye my child

Archer
You mean MY child

Chicken
Definitely mine

Old man
I thought Barney called dibs

Barney
I did

Mungo Jerry
Idc she's mine