Dick: ROY, WE GOTTA GO! COME OUT!
Roy: I'M GAY!
Dick: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU, WE GOTTA GO!
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13 y/o
Dick: There are 3 types of people.
Kaldur: And they are?
Dick: *points at Roy and Jason* The ones who like each other but are afraid to confess.
Dick: *points at Tim and Damian* The ones who hate each other but pretend they love each other.
Dick: *points at Wally* And the simp.
Dick: I'm the second one.
Kaldur:
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6 y/o (Coming up soon)
Dick: Tanti Dinah?
Dinah: Yeah?
Dick: What does 'fuck' mean?
Dinah:
Dinah: Where did you learn that from?
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When life gives you lemons.
Wally: Make lemonade.
Roy: Bake a lemon cake.
Dick: Squeeze it in the criminal's eyes to quickly defeat them.
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Hotspot name.
Dick: My roomm8s & bros are gay.
Jason: I Have A Lovable Brother.
Tim: My bro buys me kopi.
Damian: Do not use this.
Roy: Go to Aesthetic Café.
Wally: Food is Life.
Bruce: My kids are insane.
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13 y/o
Dick, looking off the rooftop: Hey Kal, don't you just get a little bit tired of life and just want to end it all by making your death look accidental but it's actually a successful suicide attempt?
Kaldur: Robin, whatever you do, do NOT jump off.
Dick: What do you mean? I'm too young to die.
Kaldur: *Sighs*
Dick: I'll do it when I'm 17.
Kaldur: Robin, no-
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6 y/o
Dick: Uncle Clark.
Clark: Hm?
Dick: Fuck you.
Clark: Wait, who taught you that?
Dick: You.
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Damian: Father, I believe you should send Todd, Drake, and Grayson to therapy.
Bruce: Why?
Damian: They were at Grayson's room and sent prayers saying, 'Our Lord and savior, Cavetown and Alec Benjamin, please release a new song that we can relate to'.
Bruce: Yeah, let's send them to therapy.
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Karaoke night and song links for y'all.
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Damian (With Dick bc I don't know what song to pick):
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Damian: Grayson, how do I take revenge on someone?
Dick: Get Jason. Tell him that it's code red.
Jason, packed to the brim with guns: No need, let's go.
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Dick Grayson Oneshots
FanfictionCover is not mine, characters are not mine. Enjoy this oneshot book, might do crossovers with my other oneshot books. Only ideas are mine.
