3rd person POV:
(Drip, drip)
Yn:...
The rain poured hard onto Yn who glared angrily at nothing.
Nep and Vex arrived, using Nep's wings like an umbrella.
Nep/Vex:...
Yn: What?
Vex: Why don't you make a hole as you did for us?
Yn: Rain's nature shower and laundry machines, that's why.
Nep: You'll catch a cold.
Yn: You're about to catch these hands! Now give me your fuck box rent.
Nep:(emberassed) Please don't call it that...
Yn: Kid, be proud that you're banging a half-decent lady.
Vex: Tch...
Nep: Hey... How about you tell us where you came from?
Vex: Yeah, and why are you here?
Yn: Listen... Just go have fun... Don't ask questions that will leave you with existential dread.
Vex:... Whatever. Come on.
Nep: Uh, kay. Bye.
Yn: I'll be rooting for you, kid.
Nep: Thanks?
Yn: Have a good one.
He reaches into his bag of rent to find a box of cookies.
Yn: "Oryo"...
Yn:(angrily inhales)...
Yn: Oryo... This better be an off-brand thing... Because if she changed the universe...
Yn: Just to change the name of a fucking cookie... Ohhhh... Imma blow a fuse!
He opens the box and begins eating the cookies that got wet with rain.
Yn:(mouth full) Imma shove my arm up her ass!
Yn:(munch)... Did they get me any milk?
(Rustles)
Yn: Lactose-free!?
Yn: Tch, change my mind. Hope you two get chlamydia.
Yn:(sips milk)
(Opening theme)
Laying on a rock, Yn dried off in the sun warming up after the rain stopped.
But upon feeling a shadow on himself, Yn opens his eyes to find an angel and demon in police uniforms.
Angel: Sir, do you know what happened with that watchtower?
Yn: Hm?
Yn: Oh... Yeah, it blew up.
Demon: Any idea how?
Yn: Yeah.
Demon:... How?
Yn: Uhh... Well... A bolt of lightning struck it and caused an explosion.
Yn: I think someone left something explosive in there like an oxygen tank or something, cause it was a pretty rad explosion for lighting.
Demon: Lighting?
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Hand Of God
FantastiqueA young man, after a cruel day against a couple of bullies at his school, runs into the forest to go to his happy place. An opening where he would throw junk at an old forest ranger tower. With a great throwing arm, the young man impresses a wanderi...
