Pantheon of limbs

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3rd Person POV:

Barging through the door, Yn arrived with Drake, who had to support them due to how long he had gone without moving.

Yn: Look who I found floating in the vast nothingness of space.

Drake: I hear you need an eyepatch.

He holds up an eyepatch.

Rei:...Why were you in space? How did you get into space?

Yn: Because my followers wanted to know if there were or were not aliens, which technically there were...

Yn: So I think a little demon owes an angel anal...

Yn: And for how... I cut a hole in reality then pulled space through it and made a spot where multiple places existed at once.

Drake: Is that why there's a giant void in the sky?

Yn: No, no. That's the reason Rei is sulking in here.

Drake:... I need to sit down...

Putting Drake on the couch, Yn takes the eyepatch he made for Rei.

Rei: Since Drake is back... We can destroy this universe.

Yn puts the eyepatch on Rei. Pulling it back, he quickly releases it, letting the patch snap back into her eye.

Rei: AH!

Yn: Nice try.

Rubbing her head, Yn squeezes in between Drake and Rei.

Yn: So... I got a plan. It begins with us watching celestial reality TV.

(Opening theme)

Drake: That's your plan?

Yn: Amazing, I know. Remind me to have you write how great it is in a book.

Rei: There's one gaping hole in your plan. We don't where Goddess or Lucifer is.

Rei: The eye does not affect her. And she's obviously done something to Lucifer to give the same effect.

Yn: Just think about running to one or the other.

Rei:(sigh)

(SWOOOOSHHH)

(SWOOOOSHHH)

Rei: Would you look at that? It didn't work!

Rei:(sarcasticlly) It's almost as if Goddess created a place that my power of travel does not work on.

Yn: Guess anywhere in the universe isn't true anymore.

Drake: Or they aren't in the universe.

Rei/Yn:...

Yn: That's a good point. It's not like it would be impossible.

Yn: So, do we go with plan burn or plan slow burn.

Rei: BURN! ABSOLUTELY, BURN!!

Yn: This is a democracy, so let's hear Drakes's opinion.

Rei: Thought you wanted to be a dictator?

Yn: I can be multiple things. Drake?

Drake:(sigh)... Either way, I need a few days to get back into fighting shape.

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