The Boy Who Lived

Who?!

Everyones faces looked hilarious if Harry said so himself. And he did.

He continued walking up in the most elegant walk that not even Draco Malfoy could beat. His high cheek bones very devine, he looked rather handsome, his green
Avada Kadarvra eyes shone showing everyone the amount of power he had, if they didn't already know as he came back from the dead, he looked to be a 2nd year as he was very tall.

As he walked he looked at a mouth agape Lily Potter and winked, as if he knew her and was very teasing, it was clear that the school would have a lot to deal with now that he was here.

"Ahh, a supposedly dead Potter, this will be interesring"

"Oh, shut up Alastor, Salazar was right you would annoy me"

"Salazar? As in Slytherin? The founder?"

"Yes, and do hurry up with the sorting, I am getting bored"

"Fine, SLYTHERIN!!!!!!"

And if I were to dumb it down, people were shocked.