The List (collaboration)

Chapter thirty-four

I swing my axe at some people surrounding Sam. "DUCK BITCH!" I hear a person yell. I swing the axe and see the cop that I just killed's phone, headphones and keys. I take all of them and grab Sam. "Hi baby" I smirk while looking at him. I get us to the officers car and see that the Bluetooth is connected. I search up insane clown posse and shuffle their music. Imma kill u comes on and I put it at full blast and look at Sam as I roll down the windows. "Buckle up" I laugh and immediately hit the gas after I start the car. I see cops and special units start getting into their vehicles. I laugh and speed off. I hum along with the music. I place my hand on Sams thigh.

~𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖'𝕤 ℙ𝕆𝕍~
As I watch the news I see them talking about a high speed chase for two asylum patients. It shows a live video of it and I hear music blasting and see...Colby and Sam? "Sam, baby?" I call out and he comes downstairs. "Yes? I gotta get back upstairs with the girls. We were about to watch a movie." "Okay, look." I say as I point at the TV "is that..." he trails off. "Yeah. Colby and other Sam.." "fuck. He doesn't even know about the little parasites in me." "Not the time." "Just trying to lighten the mood." "I know baby. And I appreciate it." "Okay I gotta get back upstairs. Love you!" He runs over to me and tries to give me a quick peck on the lips but I pick him up and set him in my lap, facing me. "I gotta get back upstairs though!" "That sucks." I kiss Sam and he tries to get up. "No, you're staying here with me." "Listen you horny tree. I'm going back upstairs so fuck you. You can wait a few months." "Wha- No!" "Yep, and you can't forget protection" he winks at me and gets up. "Get your ass back here." "Nope!" Sam sprints upstairs and I huff. "I can't wait a few months." I grumble. I hear Jake laugh. "I know the feeling dude. So what's going on? The Colby and other Sam thing, I mean." "Oh, they're both crazy and they're driving away from cops." "Damn. That's crazy." "Where's griffin?" "In my room." "Let me guess, asleep after you nailed him." "Yeah." "Ugh, instant turn off hearing about your sex life." "Well, at least now you don't have to take a cold shower." "You have a point." "Yeah. I don't wanna hear about yours either." "Fair, fair." Soon we hear Elton and Corey banging pots and pans, yelling "GET PACKED, WERE GOING TO FLORIDA!!" "You're fucking kidding me. I don't wanna carry around griffin, as much as I love him." "Well maybe you shouldn't have railed him." "He told me to!" "Whatever, again, instant turn off." "You're fine." "How are we gonna even get there?" I ask Elton as I see him watching us from a hallway. "Go outside." "No just tell me." "Fine, I got us a massive RV, you and Sam can have the biggest room because he's pregnant because you can't pull out." "How do you know?!" "News spreads fast." "Fuck. Okay. I'll go get Sam and the girls." "Coreys got it" as he says that I hear girls yelling and Sam calling Corey a piece of garbage.