Deidara x Reader

The Akatsuki

"Come with us and join the Akatsuki." I giant hunched back man with an Akatsuki cloak said.

"No... I'm fine." You say. Your really confused because these people have the weirdest jutsu. The man with yellow hair can make clay explode, and the hunched back man can use puppets almost as if they were extended limbs. You know this because you watched the abduction of Gaara.

"Come on, my man. Please? If you don't, our leader, Pain will be unhappy with us! I know you'll like it, hm!" The blonde man said.

"Firstly, I don't even know your names, secondly, NO!" You say.

"I'm Deidara, and this is my man Sasori. Now come with us." The blonde man said.

"I refuse..." you say.

"Pain told us that [y/n] is a bit stubborn. We'lol just have to take her by force." Sasori explained to Deidara.

"Ok, hm!"

You start running away, because you have no special fighting skills. You weren't worried about Sasori because all his fighting mechanisms have poison, and they need you alive. It had to be Deidara coming for you because he could get you without harming you. You look up, and Deidara and his clay bird are above you. He grabs you by your shirt and flings you on the back of his bird.

"How do you like my art?" Deidara asked.

"It's cool I guess. Too bad I don't get to see it for too long..." You say, and attempt to jump of the bird. You braced for impact because you were well over 50 feet off the ground.

He flew his bird down extremely fast and flung you back on the bird.

"Be careful. Leader Pain needs you not injured. It would be a major inconvenience." Deidara explains.

"Shut up, the both of you." Sasori says from behind you. He was so quiet you had no idea he was there.

"Fine. I'll join the Akatsuki. But at least tell me what village it's in..." You admit defeat.

"Can't say." Deidara says.

"Why!?"

"Because Pain didn't want our hideout location uncovered in case you somehow call for help." Sasori explained in monotone.

"Fine. Whatever. I don't need any help, anyways." You scoff. What a bother they are!

You rode on the bird for hours on end. You were starving. Since you'd never been out of the village, you had no idea where you were. All the sights were amazing, but it was annoying to be kidnapped against your will. At least the kidnappers weren't that bad. Sasori was quiet and so he wasn't too annoying. Deidara was cool you guess. If he wasn't part of the Akatsuki, you'd no doubt be his friend.

"Here we are, hm!" Deidara says as you land on the ground. He sent his bird away and exploded it. It was a bit harsh, but whatever. "YES! TRUE ART!"

"No, Deidara. How many times do I have to tell you. Art is eternal. It doesn't blow up in an instant!" Sasori said with more tone in his voice than you'd ever heard. He must feel strongly about this subject.

"No! Explosions are true art! Let's ask [y/n]! Who's are is better! My explosion or his puppets?" He asks you.

"Ummm, I'd have to go with Deidara's explosions. They have pretty colors and are cool to watch, while Sasori's puppets are such a dull color," you explain.

"Ugh. Shut up the two of you." Sasori mumbles.

"Hm!" Deidara says. You wonder what that means. He does that a lot and it seems to be his thing.
Maybe it means he's proud or happy? You don't know. But he's kind of cute so whatever;)