Deidara x Reader

The Cheap Hotel

The bird lands on the ground, and he sends the bird away to explode it. Poor bird. At least it's clay and not a REAL bird, so it doesn't feel pain. You could feel the heat from several dozen feet away.

"Ah, yes. True art, hm!" You hear him mumble. "It's too bad we can't fly on my art anymore. But we can't risk anyone looking up and seeing us. Flying isn't the stealthiest way of travel unless it's cloudy of foggy."

"Yeah. I guess it will take a lot longer. At least I'm with you..." You flip your hair all over him, and he laughs.

"Yeah. It'll take a while to get to the Cloud, because of our... interesting afternoon. Since it's slowly getting darker... we better get a low profile motel. We do have a large budget for this mission, but it's better not to be noticed." He explains.

"Yeah. I know... blondie." You softly punch his arm.

He puts his hand over your mouth. You thought he was just trying to shut you up, but you forgot there were mouths on his hands, and his hand mouth starts kissing you. You laugh and playfully push him away from you.

"Don't you have one of those mouths on your chest?" You ask, even though you literally saw it last night.

"Yeah, why?" He wonders.

"Because it's cool..." You say quietly.

"Really? Hidan makes fun of me 24/7 of them. All together, I have 4 mouths. I thought it would disgust you."

"NO! There like so cool. All that means is it is possible for you to kiss me in 4 places at once. That's a good thing." You smiled, thinking something dirty, but refusing to say it out loud.

"Yeah, I guess so."

"You better guess so, blondie."

"Ok shorty."

You two keep walking until it's dark outside. Your legs are sore, and you can barely walk another step. You start panting because of how tired you are.

"Are you ok, shorty? Your breathing pretty hard, hm."

"Yeah. My legs are just sore..." you say.

He looks at you for a second, then picks you up and places you on his shoulders like you were a little girl on her mom or dad. 

"If your going to be in the Akatsuki, then you will need to improve your stamina. You have like zero muscles in your legs if you can't walk any further."

"I could walk further, I'd just rather not." You explain, and you start playing with his hair. It was so long... even longer than yours. You hug his neck, in an attempt to be as close to him as possible. "Why is your hair so long?"

"Uhhh, I guess I just like it this way. I dunno. It's like my art almost. There is not much about me other than my art I feel strongly about. I just really like my hair, so when I was a boy, I stopped cutting it until it absolutely couldn't wait."

"Oh that's cool. I love my hair too." You joke whipping your hair back in his face again. Since he was supporting you by holding your legs, he couldn't move it out of his face, so he tried to blow it out of his face, failing.

"Do you like my hair?" He asks.

"Yeah. It's fun to play with. It also makes you look totally adorable and hot at the same time." You laugh.

"Ok. I'd be more than willing to cut it off for you."

"NO!!!" You yell.

"No what?"

"Don't cut it off!!!"

"Why not!"

"Because I love you the way you are! I don't want you changing for me because your already too perfect to change."