Deidara x Reader

The couch

You and Deidara walk to the couch, and sit down by Tobi.

"So can I see MY room?" You ask.

"So here is the thing... you don't have one yet." He explains awkwardly.

"OOH! OOH! [Y/N] CAN SLEEP WITH TOBI!! WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF FUNNN!!!" Tobi yells way too excitedly.

"Tobi!" Deidara reprimands.

"Sorry, Tobi! I don't really like sleeping with 5 year olds. Not exactly my thing..." you say sarcastically.

Tobi stomped off, and you both could hear him mumbling under his breath, "So not fair! Tobi wants boobies!"

"Anyways, where will I sleep then?" You ask annoyed.

"So you can sleep on the couch... or I guess in Konan's room since she's a girl, but I think that's going to be a bit weird with Pain," you cut him off there.

"No. I'd much rather sleep on the couch."

"Ok. It's getting a bit late anyways. I'll go get you some blankets, and we can watch TV." He says as he gets up and runs to his room to get some of his blankets.

When he came back, he had a giant handful of blankets. They looked so soft. He playfully through them on top of your head, and you both giggled. You repositioned them on yourself and he say next to you. He turned on the TV to the race car channel.

"I didn't know you watch cars racing..." You said and smiled at him.

"Sometimes they explode!" He said excitedly to you.

After a boring thirty minutes of watching cars smash into each other, he started shivering.

"I'm so cold. Would you mind if I get under the covers too?" He asked. Having many blankets to share, you pulled up the blanket and he slotted closer to you as you rested it back down on the couch.

"Thanks." He said.

"Of course! There your blankets!"

After a while longer of watching TV, he rested his warm hand on your thigh. You flinched a little, but not wanting to make it into something it probably wasn't, you said nothing even though you actually liked it.

The TV show got really boring after a few more minutes, and you closed your eyes and listened to sounds around the hideout. You heard Kakuzu mumbling about how he doesn't have enough money, Tobi dancing to the song 'Baby Shark', and the loudest sound had to be Pain and Konan's moaning. You rested your head on Deidara's shoulder. He totally thought you were asleep.

"Look who's getting close with the new girl!" Kisame said excitedly. You kept my eyes closed. You love good drama, and you wanted to hear it all.

"Yeah, yeah, shut up Kisame." Deidara laughed it off.

"She's sleeping on your shoulder and you two were cuddling while watching your favorite TV show. Don't tell me it doesn't look like that." You could hear the smile is Kisame's voice.

"I can understand it would look like that..."

"Be honest. Do you like her?" Kisame accused.

"No... yeah." Deidara confessed.

"Given the opportunity, would you kiss her?"

"Absolutely. I actually really like her. She even admires my art!" He said excitedly.

"Kiss her right now."

"NO! She'll wake up!"

"Ok. If I slap her across the face right now, and she doesn't wake up, you have to kiss her. If she does, she will never know we had this conversation and I take the blame for hurting her." Kisame bargained.

"Uhhh... ok." He said nervously. Then he gathered his confidence. "I'll do it, hm!"

They both took a deep breath, and you heard Kisame take rather large steps toward you. You felt his hand slap across your face and it stung so bad. His hand was slimy like a fish, and you wanted to say 'ewww' or 'ouch', but you pretended to stay asleep.

"F***" You heard Deidara whisper under his breath.

"Now you have to kiss her!" Kisame teased.

"Ok, I will." You felt him tip up your head and softly kiss your cheek. You knew you were still supposed to be playing asleep, but you couldn't help but smile.

"I meant on the lips!" Kisame complained.

"You never said it." Even though your eyes were closed, you could feel Deidara studying your face and expression. "[y/n], are you awake?" He whispered quietly into your ear. You didn't answer.

"You wouldn't kiss her lips for $100 would you?" Kisame bet.

"Ok. But I only want the $100 if she wakes up. If not, it was worth it." He said.

"Deal."

He softly held my face in his hands, and took a second to get her his emotions. He leaned down and kissed my lips. You opened your eyes in a flash, but his were closed so it was fine. You saw Kisame look at you and choke back his laughter. His lips softly moved around yours, and it took everything you had to not kiss back. He pulled away after like 30 seconds of bliss and laid your head back on his shoulder. You smiled your widest and happiest smile.

"Damn. I didn't know you had the guts." Kisame complimented. He clearly wasn't going to admit you 'woke up' so that he could keep his $100. You felt bad.

"Yeah. Thanks." He said. He sounded happier than you'd ever heard him.

"Take you $100." You whispered. They both gasped. Deidara blushed so red.

"Listen, [y/n], I'm so sorry for bothering you." You opened your eyes. "How much did you hear anyways?" He blushed even brighter.

"The whole thing. I was never asleep. I was only resting my eyes." You explain.

"Ha! She didn't wake up! I don't owe you anything!" Kisame said running back to Itachi's room.

"Why did your face glow so much when I kissed your cheek then?" He asked.

"Because I liked it you dumbass!" You smiled again.

"I'm just embarrassed you know how I feel for you." He frowned.

"Ok. Let's think. I smiled when you kissed me, and the only reason I kept pretending I was asleep was so that you WOULD kiss me. What do you think that means?" You ask sarcastically.

He thought for a minute. "Your a moron?"

"That's accurate, but no. It means I like you. A lot." You say and blush brighter than him.

"You do?"

"Yes."

"Like more than a friend?"

"Yes."

"Like, you like me enough to make out with me right here, right now?" He asked quietly.

"YES I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!" You yelled and he started rapidly kissing you.