The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).
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The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. What was it again?
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It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
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One night before going to bed the dad heard his daughter say "God bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma. The next morning the Grandma was found dead.
'My gosh' The Dad thought, 'She must be in contact with the other side.'
A few weeks later, he heard her say, before going to bed, "God Bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
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I opened the door for the pizza man, but found a policeman instead.
"Sorry, your pizza driver was arrested, here's the pizza!"
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Chicken or egg? I say Chicken...
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Technically the color orange came before the fruit because of coral and fish, but the word for the fruit came before the name of the color.
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A wife felt that her husband was being distant, so she decided to test his loyalty to her. Besides it wasn't that harmful right? Just a small test.
She wrote on a piece of paper that she was tired of him and was going to live somewhere else and left it on the table. She then crawled under the bed and waited.
About half an hour later her husband came home and sat down for coffee before noticing the letter. He read it, and instead of crying, he seemed overjoyed and started dancing after writing a response down on it!
He then dialed someone on his phone and waited for them to pick up. "Hey honey! I'm coming over in a few, that idiot finally realized that I didn't care about her and left." He then went outside after putting on a jacket, and left.
Then woman crawled out from under the bed, sobbing, as she went over to the letter to see what he'd written. Through her bleary eyes she read;
'I can see your feet from under the bed. I'm going out to buy bread, see you soon sweetheart!'
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Dear God,
Religions have ruined everything.
-Humanity
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So one time I was home alone and it was around dinnertime when I decided to make myself something to eat. I opened the freezer and dug around until I found what appeared to be chicken nuggets in an unopened plastic bag that for some reason, didn't have any cooking instructions. Thinking that my parents must have thrown away the box for box tops, I called my mom to ask how long and at what temperature to cook chicken nuggets. She told me both of them, I laid out about 20 on a tray and stuck it in the oven, setting the timer before I walked out of the kitchen. When it was almost time to get my chicken nuggets, I walked into a cinnamon scented kitchen. I searched all over that kitchen, trying to find the cinnamon scent, leading me to the oven. I decide to turn on the oven light to see if maybe my mom had stuck some cookies in the oven and forgot to bake them, but instead, I find that the tray my chicken nuggets were on has cookies on it instead! As I'm trying to process what just happened, I hear the front door open and my mom shout delightedly, "Ooooo what's that smell?" She walks into the kitchen and catches my confused expression. That's when the spark ignited and she realized exactly what had happened. Somehow in some form, I had accidentally baked snickerdoodles. And that is why my parents can never take my cooking seriously.
Again, not my story.
