The moon was made when a Mars sized planet crashed into us, with the debris floating off and bunching together into the Moon. Why are we not scared another planet will kill us all?
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The moon is also moving away from us at about 3.5 cm per year...Goodbye ocean
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F1: Friend who gamme this name
F2: Friend at school
F3: Online Friend
Me: Life is weird but things happen
Me: But in the end we are all human beans (Doesn't bother to correct 'cause lazy)
F1: And together we will rice
F2: Lettuce pray
F3: For worldwide peas
F4: Ramen
Me: Oh god...Imma go write this down
Follow SharkBait_13_23 <3
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Questionaire: Would you rather save the world from evil, destruction, and despair, or eat pie?
Me: What kind of pie?
Sharkie...ur a lifesaver im outta ideas
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SharkBait again:
Me: The more dough you add to your cookies, the more chance they have to merge into one cookie. Therefore you don't have to share your cookie. It's your cookie. You made it. Be proud of the cookie. Noone else can take your cookie. And if they do? Skin them alive and bake their tears and blood into the next cookie. Delicous.
F1: What happened?
F2: Where's F3
Me: He tried to take my cookie.
F3 from the closet: I DID NOT! LIES I SAY LIES!
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Wife: tell me those three words
Husband: Where's my dinner
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Barber(To cousin): Look at this! this kids stupid! Hey kid 50c or 1$?
Kid: 50c
LATER
Cousin: Hey why'd you choose the 50c?
Kid: 'cause the moment I choose $1 I stop getting free money.
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'In English',
he said, 'A double negative forms
a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of
the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
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Jackson and Will go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Jackson wakes his faithful friend.
'Will, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Will replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
Will ponders for a minute.'
Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's
evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
'What does that tell you?'
Jackson is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'
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Dang that lost one took a long time to research LOL
Anyway, stay by for the next one! Actual facts this time not stories -_-
