Origins Oneshots

Even More Headcanons!

Forewarning. There's a lot of head cannons. These are ones that have just randomly spawned in my mind and have been putting in here for a few months. Be careful

TW: Mentions of Self harm (OZ), cannibalism (OoO), there's also a mention of homophobia/transphobia in almost all of them.

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Ritchie has an STD... this is cannon and what David was hinting at during the latest episode and David is right, you can't get rid of an STD only take antibiotics to help manage it

David is like a giant cat but only with Brandon since that's when he let's his guard down, the second Brandon runs his hand through his hair David is done for

David is jealous Ritchie has a wife and child and that's why he says stuff about them being paid actors. He's jealous because he wants what Ritchie had except, he wants it with Brandon

Brandon was born from a tree

Delta's list of tolerability goes: Michael, Lucas, Brandon, David, and Ritchie

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It takes place in Montana, USA (The map the bromegos had in the barn was an actual map of Montana)

Lucas is 17 (since 16 is the legal age to drop out in Montana)

Leo is 23

David is 36 (This is cannon btw, look at the wiki if you don't believe me)

Leo is ftm trans and his voice is slowly getting higher because he can't get testosterone in the feckin apocalypse

Michael used to make Leo's testosterone for him, when he died David used to go raid pharmacies to get him some

David had 2 children, one was 6 and the other was 13. The 13-year-old was mtf trans, so David has high respect for LGBTQIA+ people.

David was questioning his sexuality a lot when he was with his wife, he just didn't enjoy doing sexual stuff with her

David is panromantic but homosexual (Meaning he feels romantic with anybody no matter their gender but only feels sexual attraction to men), he's cis and uses he/him

Brandon is bi, ftm trans and uses they/he

Lucas is questioning but knows for certain he isn't straight, he's cis and uses he/him but doesn't mind they/them

Podrick is panromantic and asexual, he's technically nonbinary since he's a robot but identifies as a male, he uses he/him

Cookie is nonbinary and uses they/them, their sexuality is unlabeled

Cordelia is cis, uses she/her and is aroace

Michael thinks gender is a social construct and is gender nonconforming, he/they/it pronouns, and pan

Cordelia is the host of her and Cookie's body, they have DID and there is more alters they're just dormant for the time being.

Cookie is a little alter and in headspace is about 7 or 8

Cookie and Lucas like to make battery acid (as in the tiktok drink trend) mixing monster, bang energy, fundip, warheads, skittles, and cotton candy (that's the best combo they've found, they usually just throw together random candies with energy drinks)

Michael and Leo used to smoke pot together, now it's just Leo

David gives Lucas alcoholic drinks even though he's underage

Leo talks to himself a lot which is why David says he has split personality, he's actually bipolar and talks to himself to let out anger

Sometimes Leo talks about committing sewer slide when he's letting out anger, David used to overhear him and never took him seriously until he found out Leo self-harmed, that's when he took him seriously and tried talking with him about his issues.