Incorrect Quotes

Talespin

Rebecca Cunningham: Is something burning?
Baloo: Just my love for you.
Rebecca Cunningham: Baloo, the toaster is on fire.

Baloo: Rebecca and I are having a baby. 
Kit: That's gre- 
Baloo, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Baloo: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 
Kit: I'm a knife. 
Rebecca, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

Baloo: If Kit and I were drowning, who would you save?
Rebecca: You two can't swim?
Kit: It's a hypothetical question, Rebecca! who would you save?
Rebecca: My time and effort.

Don Karnage: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

Don Karnage: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Baloo: Karney, you need to react when people cry!
Don Karnage: I did. I rolled my eyes.