Incorrect Quotes

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Vaggie: Oh, you've been?
Charlie: Once. In Monopoly.

Angel Dust: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Vaggie: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Angel Dust: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Cherri Bomb: What? I'm not aggressive!
Vaggie: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Cherri Bomb: Survival of the fittest, b****.

Charlie: When do you usually go to sleep?
Angel Dust: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Charlie: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Angel Dust?
Angel Dust: No.
Charlie: I think I speak for Angel Dust when I say it sounds really super.

Cherri Bomb: Made you all playlists!
Cherri Bomb: Angel Dust, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Cherri Bomb: Vaggie, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Cherri Bomb: And Charlie has the ABBA Gold album.

Angel Dust: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Cherri Bomb: Um, murder???
Charlie: Adventuring!
Husk: Tuesday.

Husk: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Husk: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Angel Dust: Uh... what's up with them?
Vaggie: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Husk: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Charlie, crying: It's working.

*Angel Dust drunkenly wanders around the house and Cherri Bomb is drunkenly giggling*
Charlie, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Vaggie.
Vaggie, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

Cherri Bomb: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Vaggie: Angel Dust, probably.

Angel Dust: *sneaking in through their window*
Cherri Bomb: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Angel Dust: I was with Husk?
Husk: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Angel Dust: Something tells me Husk's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Husk, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Vaggie isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Charlie: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Husk: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Charlie: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Angel Dust: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Vaggie: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Cherri Bomb: We yell, 'oh s***.'
Husk: ...That'll work.

Cherri Bomb: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Charlie: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Cherri Bomb: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Vaggie, recording: This is so cute.

Husk: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid s*** for a moment, please?!
Cherri Bomb: Alright.
Charlie: Hey, I-
Husk: SHUT UP!
Charlie: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Cherri Bomb: It was bound to be stupid.

Charlie: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Angel Dust: ....
Husk: .....
Cherri Bomb: ......
Vaggie: ..Who?
Charlie: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Vaggie*

Vox: That outfit makes you look like a girl.
Valentino: Am I a pretty girl?
Vox: Well...yes...you're beautiful.