Sheen: Are you a cuddler?
Carl : I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Sheen:
Carl : ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
Jimmy: I hate you sometimes.
Sheen: Well according to this picture Carl drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Jimmy: Sheen, you drew that.
Sheen: It doesn't matter.
Sheen: They made Carl cry!
Jimmy: Carl always cries!
Carl: That's not true! *cries*
Carl: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Jimmy: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Sheen can fight in that dress either.
Sheen: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Carl: Are they stupid?
Jimmy: Yes, but they prefer to be called Sheen.
Carl: Jimmy isn't answering my messages.
Sheen: Allow me.
Carl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Jimmy: *replying to message* Hello.
Carl: I feel like Sheen is looking down on me.
Jimmy: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.
Jimmy: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Carl: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Jimmy: But pink.
Sheen: And it's hot.
Jimmy: PINK!
Sheen: Which way did Carl go?
Jimmy: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Sheen: You could really figure it out from that?
Jimmy: No, you idiot, Carl sent me a text. See?
Jimmy: Please pray for Sheen.
Carl: What happened to them?
Jimmy: Nothing, they're just very stupid.
Jimmy: Anyone d-
Libby: Depressed?
Carl: Drained?
Sheen: Dumb?
Cindy : Disliked?
Jimmy: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Sheen: Where's Carl, Libby, and Cindy ?
Jimmy: They're playing hide and seek.
Sheen: Where?
Jimmy: I don't think you get how this game works.
Cindy: Hey! Why is your head so freakishly big?
Jimmy: I don't know! Why are YOU so freakishly annoying?
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Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some incorrect quotes I came up with for fun based on my favorite franchises ☺️
