SpongeBob : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Patrick : The car takes a screenshot.
Squidward: For the last time, get the fuck out.
SpongeBob : Tell Patrick about the birds and the bees.
Squidward: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
SpongeBob , tending to Sandy's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Sandy: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
SpongeBob : This is such a bad idea.
Patrick : Then why are you coming along?
SpongeBob : One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Patrick: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Spongebob: Ok, Patrick, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Patrick: 1917.
Spongebob: ...You're ready.
Patrick: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Spongebob: ...
Patrick: ...I get confused sometimes.
Spongebob: Me too.
Mr. Krabs: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Squidward?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: I do.
Mr. Krabs: I know SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I'm sad 😔.
Mr. Krabs: I know SpongeBob.
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Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some incorrect quotes I came up with for fun based on my favorite franchises ☺️
