Jake: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Daisy
Drew: Not everyone likes Daisy though.
Jake: WHO DOESN'T LIKE DAISY?
Drew: No I meant-
Jake: I need names NOW
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Sean: I personally believe that water is the solution to all problems.
Sean: Dehydrated? Just drink water.
Sean: Thirsty? Just drink water.
Sean: Want clear skin? Drink water.
Zander: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Sean:
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Sadie: Cats deserve to live forever.
Daisy:
Daisy: And people don't????
Sadie: Absolutely not.
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Hailey when Jake stays up super late again: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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Hailey, making breakfast: How would you like your pancakes?
Luke: Plain.
Milly: With sprinkles!
Jake: Chocolate chips.
Henry: Potatoes.
*Jake, Luke, and Milly look at Henry*
Henry: What? They're good.
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The Music Club: *walking at the mall*
Hailey: Hey, have any of you guys seen Sean? He's been gone for a while..
Zander: Eh, nope.
Luke: No, I haven’t...
Milly: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.
Sean: Hey.
Hailey: Ooh, there you are-
Jake: What the fu-
Luke: I- where were you?!
Sean: Walking right behind you guys.
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Hailey: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Milly will and will not eat.
Jake: Grass? Yes!
Hailey: Moss? Yes!!
Jake: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Hailey: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Jake: Worms? Sometimes!
Hailey: Rocks? Usually nah.
Jake: Twigs? Usually!
Hailey: Zander's cooking? Inconclusive!
Sean: How did you… test this?
Hailey: You just hand her stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if she eats it, she eats it.
Sean: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Zander: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Jake, at Milly's funeral: I need a moment with her.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Jake, leaning over Milly′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Milly: Yeah, no shit.
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Milly: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Zoey:
Milly: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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Luke: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Hailey: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Luke: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Hailey: But I heard a siren.
Jake: That was Zander.
Zander: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Lia: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Milly: Hot dog costumes!
Lia: I’m sorry, what?
Milly: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Zoey, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Zoey hates hot dogs, so she probably won’t eat us.
Lia: Are you saying that Zoey would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Zoey: I do hate hot dogs.
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Zander: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Drew: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Henry: I photosynthesize with this.
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Drew: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Henry: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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*Jake rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Luke: What's going on?
Hailey: Jake wouldn't drink water.
Luke: ...And?
Hailey: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Jake, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
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Stacy: Jake likes to win. When he was 8, a little Club Scout friend of his bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Stacy: Damned if Jake didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Milly: Best part is, Jake wasn't even a Club Scout.
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Zander: I’m sad.
Jake: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Jake: And das not good.
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Liam, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!
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Hailey: Milly, no.
Milly: Milly, yes.
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Zander: I hate you.
Milly: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Jake: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Sean: What did you do?!
Jake: NOBODY DIED!
Sean: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Milly, texting Sean: *sends a voice message*
Sean, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Milly: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Sean: *presses play*
Milly's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Stacy: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Stacy: Not you Daisy. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Sean: You spent all our money on THIS??
Milly, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Zander: Did you like the food I made?
Jake: No, not really.
Zander: But I put my heart and soul into it!
Jake: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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Hailey: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Milly: Heck.
Hailey: You're on thin fucking ice.
Hailey: Oh no-
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Sean: Say no to drugs.
Milly: Say yes to drugs.
Zander: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
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Henry: I feel like Jake is looking down on me.
Drew: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.
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Milly: I hate Zoey.
Luke: "Hate' is a strong word.
Milly: I have strong opinions.
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Jake: We have a problem.
Luke: Let me guess, you caused it?
Hailey: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Sean: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Zander: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Milly: If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes Book 2
HumorSo I'm making another because this was really fun but I already did the max amount of chapters on the last one. btw this will have more than just one quote each chapter! (Also some quotes in here may have been in my other book, sorry)
