!Any ships in here are random!
(Also this one is kinda long, it was an accident)
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Jake: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Milly: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Jake: What about it? They are.
Milly: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Milly: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Jake: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Hailey: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Luke: I like the yellow ones.
Jake and Milly: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
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Lia: Just be yourself.
Zoey: 'Be myself'? Lia, I have one day to win Henry over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Drew: Couple weeks.
Liam: Six months.
Jake: Jury's still out.
Zoey: See, Lia?
Zoey: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Hailey: Regular soda is too sweet!
Jake: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Hailey: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
Jake: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Hailey: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Jake: I'm going to physically attack you.
Hailey: Which is better, Luke?
Luke: Oh, I usually drink water!
Hailey: Wha- NO!
Jake: DISGUSTING!
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Jake: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!
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Milly: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Zander: You're like 15 years old
Milly: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Luke: Jake...
Jake: Oh no, 'Jake' in B flat.
Jake: You're disappointed.
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Jake: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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Drew, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Zoey: Moose Tracks is good!
Lia: What the fuck is that!?
Zoey: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Lia: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Drew and Zoey: what?
Lia: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Drew: You done now?
Lia: Yeah ok.
Drew and Zoey: ...
Lia: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
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Jake: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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Zander: Drew, my old arch enemy.
Jake: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Zander: I have a life outside of you, Jake.
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Luke: Would never stab anyone.
Hailey: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Milly: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Jake: Would stab without warning.
Zander: Would stab as a warning.
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Hailey: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Zander: Several traffic violations.
Milly: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sean: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Jake: Also, that's not our car.
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The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes Book 2
HumorSo I'm making another because this was really fun but I already did the max amount of chapters on the last one. btw this will have more than just one quote each chapter! (Also some quotes in here may have been in my other book, sorry)
