The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes Book 2

Three (All Romantic)

{All ships in this are random}

Zander: I like your new pants!
Luke: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Zander: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Luke: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Zander: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Luke: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Zander.

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Milly: Do you love Daisy?
Hailey: Yeah, I do.
Milly: Stacy! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Stacy: We all love Daisy. You should've asked if she's IN love with her.
Hailey: I thought that was implied.
Stacy: ...
Milly: ...
Hailey, looking straight at Stacy: Congrats Milly, you just won 100 bucks.

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Sean: There's no way she like's me back.
Hailey: Milly would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Sean: Milly would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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*Jake and Hailey scolding their future kid*
Jake: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Hailey: No, we are mad.
Jake: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Hailey: No, we’re not!
Jake: I am not a mind reader, Hailey!

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Jake, throwing his head into Zander's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Zander, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Drew: Is this your plan B?
Jake: Technically, this is plan P.
Liam: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Jake: Yes, but I marry Lia in plan M.
Lia: I like plan M.

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Stacy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Daisy: Peonies, why?
Stacy:
Daisy: Were you going to get me flowers?
Stacy:
Daisy:
Stacy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Jake: We’re getting married, bitches!
Milly: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Luke, talking about Jake and Zander: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Sean: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Luke: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Sean: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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Milly: Truth or dare?
Daisy: Dare.
Milly: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Daisy: Hey Jake?
Jake, blushing: Yeah?
Daisy: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Sean.

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Liam: Hey, Drew, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Drew: Yeah.
Henry: And you, Jake?
Jake: Umm... yes?
Liam: Great! Because we are not. You two go out without us. Enjoy your date!
Jake: Did they just-

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Henry: Bro-
Liam: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Liam: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Jake: Did you take out Luke as I requested?
Sean: Luke has been taken out, yes.
Jake: You have my grat-
Sean: It was a great restaurant.
Sean: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Sean: Luke proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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Jake: Where are you going?
Zander: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Jake: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Hailey, knowing full well that Jake got Zander engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Drew: That was so hot, Zander.
Zander: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Drew: I'm so in love with you.

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Jake: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Luke: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Jake: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Luke: Is it working?

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Henry: We have a problem.
Drew: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Zoey: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Drew: Did Lia say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Zoey: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Jake: Did Zander just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Hailey: Yeah, he did.
Jake: And did I just do finger guns back?
Hailey: Yeah, you did.

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Drew: I wasnt that drunk last night.
Liam: You were flirting with Zoey.
Drew: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Liam: You asked if she were single.
Henry: She said yes.

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Hailey: I know you love him.
Zander: I am not in love with Jake!
Hailey, staring at Zander: I never said who...
Zander: *realizes*
Zander: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Drew: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Zoey: *raises hand*
Lia: ?!
Lia: *puts her hand down*

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Jake, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Zander, the love of my life, for telling me Milly was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

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