Any ships in here are random
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Luke: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Hailey: Theft.
Sean: Disturbing the peace.
Zander: Aggravated assault.
Jake: Arson.
Milly: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Drew with a gun to Zander's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Zander: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
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Sean: What do I get?
Milly: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Sean: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Jake: It won't be you.
Sean: I'll get my coat.
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Milly: Let me copy your homework.
Jake: I was gonna copy yours.
Milly: Well, shit.
Jake: Guess I'm not doing it.
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Drew: Am I right, Jake?
Jake: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Liam: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Milly: And here we have a capitalist.
Sean: Did you just-
Jake: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Stacy: Do you have a self-care routine?
Jake: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*
Milly: How do you eat pickles?
Jake: What do you mean?
Milly: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Jake: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Milly: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Jake: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Milly: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Jake: I get that, it's not aesthetically pleasing.
Milly: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Jake: *Nods in agreement*
Hailey: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Milly: Jeez, okay.
Jake: Quit yelling at us already.
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Hailey, texting the groupchat: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Zander and Luke's convo?
Jake: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Milly: I'm in the washing machine.
Sean: I'm in the closet.
Henry: We accept you Sean. <3
Sean: No I'm literally in the closet.
Henry: Love is love. <3
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The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes Book 2
HumorSo I'm making another because this was really fun but I already did the max amount of chapters on the last one. btw this will have more than just one quote each chapter! (Also some quotes in here may have been in my other book, sorry)
