The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes Book 2

Five

[Any ships in here are random, also some of these are from rosy's discord so full credits to whoever posted them there]

 Luke: I just witnessed someone slam on Zander's keyboard.
Luke: It's been about 45 minutes since, but he's still staring at it in silence, tears streaming down his face.
Luke: Honestly, at this point I'm too afraid to help-


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Jake: uwu
Zander: stop that
Jake: ;w;
Drew: you stupid IDIOT look what you've done now he's sad

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Hailey: every friend group has a mentally unstable friend
*Milly and Jake look at each other*
Milly: you're telling me one of use was meant to be stable

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 Drew: ugh I need to feel something
Drew: LIAM CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING THAT WILL PISS ME OFF
Liam: Jakes staying with the club
Drew: YUP THAT'LL DO IT

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Milly: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch!
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Milly: Lmao, @Jake

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Drew: I have feelings for you.
Liam: You do?
Drew: Yes. i feel you're a little annoying

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Drew: You need a hobby
Jake: I have a hobby
Drew: Being sad isn't a hobby

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Henry: Lawn mowers are just vegitarian roombas.
Jake: My god, please shut up

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 Jake: alright guys! I think it's time we talk about how to sort out out dying friendship..
Drew: objection.
Hailey: objection lack of b*tches
Drew: objection, lack of hairline
Hailey: objection lack of father
Drew: OBJECTION.
Jake: ;-;

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Henry: I have a crush on Lia
Lia: I have a crush on Jake
Jake: I have a crush on Daisy
Daisy: What-

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Henry: Hey bbg how you doing?
Lia: No

Jake: *Exists*
Lia: Hey handsome, wanna go on a date?

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Jake: so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"


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Lia: You need to man up
Liam: Man up? That's sexist
Lia: Liam-
Liam: Oh I'm sorry that I don't see gender, sir

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Zander: If you keep annoying me I will hit you.
Jake: You wouldn't.
Milly, with red cheeks: He would.


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Jake: Hey have you seen the plunge-
Zander: *inside his bed*
Jake:....WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
Zander: I LIVE HERE!
Jake: NO YOU DON'T!
Zander: YES I D-
Jake: NO THE HECK YOU DONT!

[None of these from this point on are from discord, they are all from a generator]

Stacy: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Jake: Okay.
*later*
Hailey: Jake! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Stacy, whispering: Deny everything.
Jake, loudly: That isn't a chair.